Need a caption for this...

[dave u]

It's for the 23 Foundation, they have different pics of Carra that he signs and they sell on their website. They usually put a caption with them, but they need help on this one. The best they have so far is 'The Red, the Bad and the Ugly".

 

Pretty sure I'll be able to sort out a signed and framed one if someone comes up with a caption they decide to use. Obviously it has to be clean(ish).

 

[Jennings]

Once a blue, always a red.

[Kevin D]

The committee to reinstate Hodgson

[Trumo]

 

On Derby day at Goodison, everybody gets what they want. Evertonians get to hurl abuse at me, and we get the three points.

[Jennings]

The devil and the Royal Blue sea.

[brucespanner]

 

A sea of blue fails to stem the red tide.

[sh#t waffle]

A load of bitter cunts, one of whom seems to have nicked Carra's charity's placard.

[sir roger]

 

This is the only bottle you want to see on a football pitch.

[Antynwa]

 

A touch of class, in a sea of blue.

[Guest ShoePiss]

 

I'd rather walk alone than with this lot.

[Wig]

 

You've come a long way, baby.

[dave u]

 

This is the only bottle you want to see on a football pitch.

 

That's the kind of thing I reckon they're looking for. Very good that.

 

Personally I liked the one about them stealing the placard!

[The_Goat]

Carra thinking to himself "Thank god im really good at footy otherwise i'd be in there with that lot"

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Jamie and the tragic hordes

[JohnnyH]

"Don't look back in anger"

[Jim MM]

Bootle Battler Belittles Bitter Bottle Battering

[ritchie]

"WAAAAAAH HANDBALL PENALTY"

 

Because anything else would be too far fetched.

[Randy Marsh]

 

The news that Carra does infact wear long sleaves and isn't conceiling his mythical Everton tatoo didn't go down well with the Gladwys Street

[esoteric]

You'll Never Walk Alone

[goatboy59]

Go Compare.

[goatboy59]

Pearl before swine.

[Jairzinho]

 

Jamie acknowledged the rapturous support from the Everton fans by necking three gallons of milk and pissing his signature on a few of their shirts.

[Funkasy]

The enemy outnumber us a paltry hundred to one, good odds for any liverpool player. This day we rescue a world from bitternes and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.

 

 

(Stolen from the movie 300)

[kev g]

Chang... Now with added bitter.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Shaking like 1000 shitting whippets.