Date thread

[Remmie]

Cheese, too wide? That implies too much cheese, which is impossible. Cheese is life. Bounce that guys head off an anvil. 

[Kevin D]

21 hours ago, Kevin D said:

@Captain Turdseye

 

Get on this.

 

I had a panic attack I laughed so much:  

 

“

She would constantly say the names of the stores we passed by while driving.

Jiffy Lube. Huh, a Spencers. Gym-boooo-ree (that's how she would say it)”

”She walked too slow. We'd go out somewhere and walk down the street and I'd turn around and she's like 20 feet behind me.”

 

 

“I broke up with a girl because her apartment was an 8th floor walk up”

[Anubis]

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I love a rep from @Remmie in the small hours on a post from 7 years ago. It always alerts me to a thread I've forgotten about and I spend an hour going through it. 

[lifetime fan]

The physio from the birds rugby club has been fucking one of the female players on the quiet. She really likes him but he’s worried about having a relationship with her because he’s worried about what people will think and they’ll make nasty comments to her. 
 

The lad is fucking punching! 
 

 

 

[Rico1304]

10 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The physio from the birds rugby club has been fucking one of the female players on the quiet. She really likes him but he’s worried about having a relationship with her because he’s worried about what people will think and they’ll make nasty comments to her. 
 

The lad is fucking punching! 
 

 

 

When he’s no my punching he must eating! What is he, a hypnotist? 

[Arniepie]

15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The physio from the birds rugby club has been fucking one of the female players on the quiet. She really likes him but he’s worried about having a relationship with her because he’s worried about what people will think and they’ll make nasty comments to her. 
 

The lad is fucking punching! 
 

 

 

That can't be real!

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

That can't be real!

That’s the exact reaction he worries about. 

[lifetime fan]

Not that you said anything wrong mate, I called the bird a liar and then asked if he had a 14” cock when she told me. 
 

But he’s worried people will say things like that to her. 

[Elite]

He's got plenty of room on that chin to take any negative comments.

 

Fair play to him, fuck what everyone says.

[Bjornebye]

Are they dollybeads around her neck? 

[Furmedge]

Yeah, I'm sure I'd be worried about negative comments while she's making me a cracking sandwich.

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Furmedge said:

Yeah, I'm sure I'd be worried about negative comments while she's making me a cracking sandwich.

You are Micky Flannigan and I claim my five pounds. 

[Fugitive]

36 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The physio from the birds rugby club has been fucking one of the female players on the quiet. She really likes him but he’s worried about having a relationship with her because he’s worried about what people will think and they’ll make nasty comments to her. 
 

The lad is fucking punching! 
 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Are they dollybeads around her neck? 

Looks like it. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Looks like it. 

I bet it's just the string now....

[Anubis]

He's flying the flag for us fatties everywhere. Tell him to fuck what people think, if they like each other they can get on with it. I doubt she gives a shit.

[manwiththestick]

Is he minted?

[Geoff Woade]

She might just like huskier lads and he’s probably a sound guy. Good for him, only jealous cunts will say anything. 
And without sounding like a gaybo, he’s not a gargoyle, just heavy. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Christ Lifey. Just how big is the fella's cock?

[lifetime fan]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I bet it's just the string now....

Hahahahahahahaha

 

You cunt. I just spat tea everywhere! 

[lifetime fan]

11 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

She might just like huskier lads and he’s probably a sound guy. Good for him, only jealous cunts will say anything. 
And without sounding like a gaybo, he’s not a gargoyle, just heavy. 

He earns a decent wedge but she’s not skint herself. 
 

As you say he’s a top fella, really sound and a good laugh. 

[lifetime fan]

12 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Christ Lifey. Just how big is the fella's cock?

I didn’t see but it hurt. 

[Mook]

I'd given up on ever having sex again but that fat cunt has given me hope.

 

That's if he doesn't eat me before I manage to pull a bird.

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

I'd given up on ever having sex again but that fat cunt has given me hope.

 

That's if he doesn't eat me before I manage to pull a bird.

Get on Tinder mate. It’s not even difficult.