Date thread

[cloggypop]

20 minutes ago, Mike D said:

This no mask and no distancing seems to be popular among the young lasses on Tinder.

Wool

[Mike D]

Ha! I was working at the time.

[Jose Jones]

29 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Ha! I was working at the time.

What does "Physical touch" signify?  Keen for shagging?

What other types of touch options are available?

[VladimirIlyich]

22 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

What does "Physical touch" signify?  Keen for shagging?

What other types of touch options are available?

An Invisible Touch?

[Mike D]

 

[Rico1304]

On 25/07/2015 at 20:53, Rico1304 said:

(I feel your pain though SB)

 

Correct! I went out with a women 11 yrs my junior after splitting up with a partner about 7 yrs ago. It was fucking car crash TV from beginning to end, I was jealous (something I've never ever been) we had nothing in common and no real shared interests. It was an attempt by me to boost my ego and it did the opposite. We rowed in public, she played me like a fiddle and then got pregnant. She was nobbing some bloke DJ and I wouldn't listen to people telling me me. She was an air hostess and went to Dubai and told me about pool parties with soldiers but she never did anything... Even then I couldn't see what was happening. I believe the phrase is 'cunt struck' . It was my one and only real flirtation with a nutter and thank fuck it was only 6 months. That said she was dirty and very fit.

 

Now, I look at my life and shudder to think what it could have been.

I saw her last week.  The years have not been kind - although she could very well say the same!  Dodged a bullet there. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

I saw her last week.  The years have not been kind - although she could very well say the same!  Dodged a bullet there. 

I thought I recognised you. 

[Kevin D]

On 14/11/2021 at 21:49, Section_31 said:

I was so bad at this shit looking back 

 

If I'd been Craig David the song would have been: 

 

"Met this girl on Monday, she knocked me back on Tuesday, I watched The Wire in bed with Bombay mix on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, then on Sunday she text me asking how I was doing, to which I relplied 'who's this?', even though I knew who it was."

The man in this business.

[easytoslip]

Tits first so i learnt one night walking back from town but it wasn't a date i suppose more of a chance meeting by the Cunard pub i think. 

 

[Kevin D]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

Tits first so i learnt one night walking back from town but it wasn't a date i suppose more of a chance meeting by the Cunard pub i think. 

 

When one is drunkenly posting we do prefer the sentence “Whisky bitch”.

 

Now, given it is your first dance, I won’t hold it against you.

[easytoslip]

12 hours ago, Kevin D said:

When one is drunkenly posting we do prefer the sentence “Whisky bitch”.

 

Now, given it is your first dance, I won’t hold it against you.

I thank you. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 20/10/2011 at 13:06, Medazza said:

 

don't lick her cunt Si, I have heard they stink because these koreans all eat dog

You just don't get this type of premium content on here any more, brings a tear to the eye.

[A Red]

[Kevin D]

5 hours ago, A Red said:

@Captain Turdseye

 

Get on this.

 

I had a panic attack I laughed so much:  

 

[Kevin D]

Yeah.

 

I don’t know it gets any better than this:

 

“I was 4 days before my birthday and she said she was going to get me a gift. I knew I couldn't break up with her for at least 30 days after accepting her gift and I wasn't willing to make a 34 day commitment to the relationship.”

 

 

 

[Kevin D]

“She was putting mustard on her fries by applying it to her hand first and then rubbing it all over the fries. Then she licked the mustard off her hand. You would never ever think she would do this by looking at her or speaking to her.”

 

You need to read the thread, it is so, so good.

[Rico1304]

Got to page 6 and Gazelle pops up. Fucking hell. 

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Got to page 6 and Gazelle pops up. Fucking hell. 

A fella i used to work with started seeing this bird, ranted on about her being amazing and just like him even saying her drinking tomato sauce out of a bottle as a reason she's for him. 

 

 

He broke up with her about 3 months in because she sliced the cheese too wide in a sandwich. 

[stringvest]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

A fella i used to work with started seeing this bird, ranted on about her being amazing and just like him even saying her drinking tomato sauce out of a bottle as a reason she's for him. 

 

 

He broke up with her about 3 months in because she sliced the cheese too wide in a sandwich. 

if she's a sauce guzzler she's always going to take liberties with the cheese man.  Well known fact.

[stringvest]

On 12/07/2022 at 08:12, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

You just don't get this type of premium content on here any more, brings a tear to the eye.

you're right.  I remember Dave putting the fees up straight after that post.  Opportunist.

[Rico1304]

30 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

A fella i used to work with started seeing this bird, ranted on about her being amazing and just like him even saying her drinking tomato sauce out of a bottle as a reason she's for him. 

 

 

He broke up with her about 3 months in because she sliced the cheese too wide in a sandwich. 

Well I was thinking more about her being dead. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

Well I was thinking more about her being dead. 

Eh?! 

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Eh?! 

Gazelle died.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Gazelle died.

I have no idea who Gazelle is. I was just on about weird break up reason.... 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

A fella i used to work with started seeing this bird, ranted on about her being amazing and just like him even saying her drinking tomato sauce out of a bottle as a reason she's for him. 

 

 

He broke up with her about 3 months in because she sliced the cheese too wide in a sandwich. 

Hahaha true fucking love