Date thread

[Guest]

18 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

That's a whopper!

[Rico1304]

Like a .22 bullet. 

[Elite]

25 minutes ago, rico1304 said:

Like a .22 bullet. 

Does it explode on impact?

[Dr Nowt]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

Does it explode on impact?

Explodes before the gun has even been drawn.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’d move somewhere where it’s cold all year round. Level the playing field a bit. 

[Remmie]

Surely the best penis measurement is how many 50ps you can fit in your foreskin

[Aventus]

7 hours ago, Remmie said:

Surely the best penis measurement is how many 50ps you can fit in your foreskin

Is there a rule for orientation of the coins? My numbers differ depending on which way I have them inserted. 

 

So is it all flat and stacked with the foreskin rolled up the sides? Or am I going in vertical and going in a ring around the inside edge?

 

I hope you understand my description because if not then I'm going to need to post pictures. 

[Remmie]

14 hours ago, Aventus said:

Is there a rule for orientation of the coins? My numbers differ depending on which way I have them inserted. 

 

So is it all flat and stacked with the foreskin rolled up the sides? Or am I going in vertical and going in a ring around the inside edge?

 

I hope you understand my description because if not then I'm going to need to post pictures. 

I think the magic of this system is its flexibility; horizontal, vertical and diagonal are all accepted. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 12/16/2018 at 2:36 PM, Tony Moanero said:

At least it's brown.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 11/28/2018 at 6:01 PM, Jairzinho said:

If you want foreign women find a decent intercambio website. You do have to at least pretend to want to learn another language for a bit, though. 

I had a bit of a look at this, just stuck intercambio in the search engine of choice - want to improve my Spanish rather than picking up a bird. Brings up a lot of Spanish swingers porn. What have you been up to over there?

 

 

[Jairzinho]

51 minutes ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

I had a bit of a look at this, just stuck intercambio in the search engine of choice - want to improve my Spanish rather than picking up a bird. Brings up a lot of Spanish swingers porn. What have you been up to over there?

 

 

Ha.

 

This was the website I used -

 

https://en.openlanguageexchange.com/

 

The ability to filter people by sex and age was nice. Although when I met my missus she did find it a little bit odd that every single one of my intercambios were with women between the age of 25-35.

 

"Are there no men on the website?" 

 

 

I basically created the most phenomenal little black book over about two months and then had to figuratively bin the fucker.

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Ha.

 

This was the website I used -

 

https://en.openlanguageexchange.com/

 

The ability to filter people by sex and age was nice. Although when I met my missus she did find it a little bit odd that every single one of my intercambios were with women between the age of 25-35.

 

"Are there no men on the website?" 

 

 

I basically created the most phenomenal little black book over about two months and then had to figuratively bin the fucker.

 

Haha - fair play, I'll have a look at that, and hope I don't see you in any of those videos.

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Ha.

 

This was the website I used -

 

https://en.openlanguageexchange.com/

 

The ability to filter people by sex and age was nice. Although when I met my missus she did find it a little bit odd that every single one of my intercambios were with women between the age of 25-35.

 

"Are there no men on the website?" 

 

 

I basically created the most phenomenal little black book over about two months and then had to figuratively bin the fucker.

 

Mr. Worldwide..

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

FG - when you have the BBC follow you on a date? 

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46591185

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

FG - when you have the BBC follow you on a date? 

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46591185

If they tested it on 30 speed daters it must be true. The BBC is becoming more and more questionable as a news resource - unless I've just never noticed that it's always been that way? 

[Champ]

On 12/16/2018 at 12:45 AM, Nunavut Patrick said:

They say true love in Canada is when you get up before her and stoke the wood stove fire. 

 

 

That's beautiful

On 12/16/2018 at 8:34 AM, Elite said:

The English equivalent is banging the central heating on first, much more romantic.

It just doesn't have the same charm, does it?

[Ken Robber]

Got one arranged for next week but haven't got a clue where to take her yet. Any suggestions?

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Ken Robber said:

Got one arranged for next week but haven't got a clue where to take her yet. Any suggestions?

On a cruise?

[Ken Robber]

32 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

On a cruise?

Yeah, gonna show her where her Muster station is

[Elite]

On 20/12/2018 at 03:13, Champ said:

That's beautiful

It just doesn't have the same charm, does it?

I don't know, the sound of the boiler firing up can be quite charming.

[Fowlers God]

On 19/12/2018 at 07:07, lifetime fan said:

FG - when you have the BBC follow you on a date? 

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46591185

Hahah just seen this

[Fowlers God]

So I am currently 4 months in to my new relationship. 

I know I wouldn’t have been the person I am today but I think I’ve genuinely met the person I am meant to be with. Life is so amazing and I can’t believe that I was ok to settle for a marriage that wasn’t meant to be for so long. 

 

Dont get me wrong, not seeing my kids every day completely and utterly sucks. But I’ve never been happier. 

 

Theres still testing times times ahead of us, as she is yet to meet the kids so the time we spend together is ruled not only by her retail hours but by the custody of my kids too. 

 

I think we are slowly getting to a stage to introduce our relationship to the kids but we wanted to enjoy our time as a couple first. 

 

But yeah, enough of the soppy bollock shit. She’s great! I’m happy, she’s happy and so long mother fcukers 

[Nunavut Patrick]

40 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

So I am currently 4 months in to my new relationship. 

I know I wouldn’t have been the person I am today but I think I’ve genuinely met the person I am meant to be with. Life is so amazing and I can’t believe that I was ok to settle for a marriage that wasn’t meant to be for so long. 

 

Dont get me wrong, not seeing my kids every day completely and utterly sucks. But I’ve never been happier. 

 

Theres still testing times times ahead of us, as she is yet to meet the kids so the time we spend together is ruled not only by her retail hours but by the custody of my kids too. 

 

I think we are slowly getting to a stage to introduce our relationship to the kids but we wanted to enjoy our time as a couple first. 

 

But yeah, enough of the soppy bollock shit. She’s great! I’m happy, she’s happy and so long mother fcukers 

You know that posting this is the equivalent of a 'our next three fixtures we should easily gather nine points', right?

 

And we know how that usually turns out. 

 

Happy for you mountain man. I'm sure she wont't be at sixes and sevens meeting the kids....

[Rico1304]

Cunt struck

[Rico1304]

4 hours ago, Ken Robber said:

Got one arranged for next week but haven't got a clue where to take her yet. Any suggestions?

Right up the...