Date thread

[YorkshireRed]

26 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Thought it sounded like a perfect set up to rough, mediocre middle aged sex

If only. 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

If only. 

Struggling for even mediocre ?

[A Red]

4 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Not long back from a date day with the wife. She does deserve all this but:

You didn't go on a date with your wife, you went for a day out with your wife. 

[Guest]

19 hours ago, A Red said:

You didn't go on a date with your wife, you went for a day out with your wife. 

I wouldn't even call it a day out with the wife. He drove her somewhere, she got drunk and had a gratis lunch on yours truly and got driven home so she could carry on with her self compassion. 

[YorkshireRed]

I paid for everything, did what she wanted, no sex at the end.

 

Not sure what you lot are up to but it seems like a date to me.

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I paid for everything, did what she wanted, no sex at the end.

 

Not sure what you lot are up to but it seems like a date to me.

I'd get the sex part in writing next time.

[Curly]

20 hours ago, A Red said:

You didn't go on a date with your wife, you went for a day out with your wife. 

Are you saying you can’t take your wife on a date?

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

I'd get the sex part in writing next time.

Or before you leave

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Belarus said:

Are you saying you can’t take your wife on a date?

Yes,you can't. You just 'go out' when you are married.

[Curly]

6 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Yes,you can't. You just 'go out' when you are married.

You absolutely can in the true sense of the meaning of “date”. You don’t have to be unattached to date like:

 

“a social meeting planned before it happens, especially one between two people who have or might have a romantic relationship”

”a person you have a romantic meeting with”

[VladimirIlyich]

51 minutes ago, Belarus said:

You absolutely can in the true sense of the meaning of “date”. You don’t have to be unattached to date like:

 

“a social meeting planned before it happens, especially one between two people who have or might have a romantic relationship”

”a person you have a romantic meeting with”

I don't accept this modern definition. 

[Section_31]

I was so bad at this shit looking back 

 

If I'd been Craig David the song would have been: 

 

"Met this girl on Monday, she knocked me back on Tuesday, I watched The Wire in bed with Bombay mix on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, then on Sunday she text me asking how I was doing, to which I relplied 'who's this?', even though I knew who it was."

[Bjornebye]

@Fugitive I (we) expect updates galore from you in here. A handsome funny scouser living in Glasgow should be taking more names than social services. 

 

We depend on you to honour the single mans code. Go forth and conquer but don't shag a hun because they fucking stink and will give you herpes amongst other ungodly diseases. Stick with the tims (Thistles if needs must) 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

We depend on you to honour the single mans code.

Absolutely. Living vicariously through the sexual exploits of someone I’ve never met seems a brilliant new hobby. 

 
I don’t even mind if they’re OLD as long as they’re FIRM. 

[Fugitive]

On 06/01/2022 at 12:39, Bjornebye said:

@Fugitive I (we) expect updates galore from you in here. A handsome funny scouser living in Glasgow should be taking more names than social services. 

 

We depend on you to honour the single mans code. Go forth and conquer but don't shag a hun because they fucking stink and will give you herpes amongst other ungodly diseases. Stick with the tims (Thistles if needs must) 

Yeah, just tested positive for Covid. The next week will be pornhub, whisky and beer with a posh wank in between.

 

Had a date set up on sunday with someone 11 years younger as well haha. the Ex was a tim and that went well!!!

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

Yeah, just tested positive for Covid. The next week will be pornhub, whisky and beer with a posh wank in between.

 

Had a date set up on sunday with someone 11 years younger as well haha. the Ex was a tim and that went well!!!

Aah get well soon mate in the meantime get some groundwork done. 

 

Haha, ok don't take my advice just don't expect me to encourage you to go out with one of the other lot ! 

[Fugitive]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Aah get well soon mate in the meantime get some groundwork done. 

 

Haha, ok don't take my advice just don't expect me to encourage you to go out with one of the other lot ! 

I'm, already back on tinder throwing likes around like it Christmas. 

 

They could be KKK for all I care at the minute, as long as they do the job. Hopefully it's a covid denier who will come around and get infected. Two birds with one stone!!!!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Never been on tinder , never even seen how it works.

[Clem H Fandango]

10 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Never been on tinder , never even seen how it works.

Tinder is advanced next level dating. Try it's baby 'grindr' first, just to get a feel for it.

[Fugitive]

10 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Never been on tinder , never even seen how it works.

Neither had I until recently. Just swipe aggressively right on any picture and then weed out the monsters who you match with. You then start a chat with everyone you like and then see who nibbles. Had about 5 chats on the go the other week and had to keep going back into all of them to make sure I was taking about the right thing to the right person. You get some right dirty birds on there and some nice ones who are a good chat. 

 

It's a new day, mate. I was used to going the pub or bar and putting the work in but this is a piece of piss. Been a good laugh so far.

[Clem H Fandango]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

Neither had I until recently. Just swipe aggressively right on any picture and then weed out the monsters who you match with. You then start a chat with everyone you like and then see who nibbles. Had about 5 chats on the go the other week and had to keep going back into all of them to make sure I was taking about the right thing to the right person. You get some right dirty birds on there and some nice ones who are a good chat. 

 

It's a new day, mate. I was used to going the pub or bar and putting the work in but this is a piece of piss. Been a good laugh so far.

It's good practice to use tinder, pof, badoo and any others to cross reference the same bird.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

It's good practice to use tinder, pof, badoo and any others to cross reference the same bird.

Is badoo for swingers?

[Clem H Fandango]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Is badoo for swingers?

Not in my area.

[Fugitive]

Tried Badoo and POF, thought they were shite. tinder has been decent so far. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Not in my area.

That's because you're not the jungle VIP.