Date thread

[Fowlers God]

48 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Bigger isn't always better Dan. Your beard is living proof of that.

It’s small and tidy now GD. 

 

And they fucking are- who are you trying to kid. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Fowlers God said:

36 HH

 

just leaving that out there

 

Lifetime has already named her slag Hoops

 

Which forum do you two post on these days?

[Fowlers God]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Which forum do you two post on these days?

You want in? 

[Champ]

4 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

36 HH

 

just leaving that out there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lifetime has already named her slag Hoops

You have daughters, Dan

[Jairzinho]

One of them is actually called Spaghetti Hoops.

[Fowlers God]

22 minutes ago, Champ said:

You have daughters, Dan

In my post Cath, what is derogatory in what I’ve written? 

 

The size of her ample breasts is a description of her and I haven’t named her. The only person that has done that are her parents and Colin. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ps- she’s actually really great 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

39 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

You want in? 

 

[Champ]

1 minute ago, Fowlers God said:

In my post Cath, what is derogatory in what I’ve written? 

 

The size of her ample breasts is a description of her and I haven’t named her. The only person that has done that are her parents and Colin. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ps- she’s actually really great 

 

 

You reduced that person to the size of her breasts. Is that how you would want people to see your girls? It was the only thing you came on here to tell ‘the lads.’ That’s what turned my stomach.

 

I was really sorry to hear about your marriage breaking up but I liked the poster who used to post on here about a breadth of topics, including his love for his children, when you were still together a whole lot better than the ‘look at me’ nonsense you’ve posted on here over the past few months 

[Champ]

31 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

One of them is actually called Spaghetti Hoops.

Stop it!

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, Champ said:

You reduced that person to the size of her breasts. Is that how you would want people to see your girls? It was the only thing you came on here to tell ‘the lads.’ That’s what turned my stomach.

 

I was really sorry to hear about your marriage breaking up but I liked the poster who used to post on here about a breadth of topics, including his love for his children, when you were still together a whole lot better than the ‘look at me’ nonsense you’ve posted on here over the past few months 

He's sober now - notices the details.

[Captain Turdseye]

And do you, Daniel, take Slag Hoops to be your lawful wedded wife...

[Ezekiel 25:17]

19 hours ago, Champ said:

You reduced that person to the size of her breasts. Is that how you would want people to see your girls? It was the only thing you came on here to tell ‘the lads.’ That’s what turned my stomach.

 

I was really sorry to hear about your marriage breaking up but I liked the poster who used to post on here about a breadth of topics, including his love for his children, when you were still together a whole lot better than the ‘look at me’ nonsense you’ve posted on here over the past few months 

Fucking hell, how have you lasted this long on the GF if that's true ?? 

[Champ]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Fucking hell, how have you lasted this long on the GF if that's true ?? 

Maybe I’ve finally snapped 

[lifetime fan]

On 12/13/2018 at 11:06 AM, Fowlers God said:

36 HH

 

just leaving that out there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lifetime has already named her slag Hoops

 

I can confirm she’s a lovely girl with two amazing personalities. 

 

Done well for yourself there mate. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Champ is right, never reduce a woman to just her boobs. I was boob enamoured and by the time I figured out she was not a good match as a wife they were no consulation  at all.  

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Champ is right, never reduce a woman to just her boobs. I was boob enamoured and by the time I figured out she was not a good match as a wife they were no consulation  at all.  

But good insulation in the cold Canadian winters.

[Nunavut Patrick]

They say true love in Canada is when you get up before her and stoke the wood stove fire. 

 

 

[Elite]

7 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

They say true love in Canada is when you get up before her and stoke the wood stove fire. 

 

 

The English equivalent is banging the central heating on first, much more romantic.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The NHS says "breast is best" and I couldn't agree more. I love a good pair of bangers 

[Elite]

40 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The NHS says "breast is best" and I couldn't agree more. I love a good pair of bangers 

I think women should be just known by their breast size.

 

"She's a great girl that 36C. Not sure about her mate 34B though, heard she's a bit of a slag."

[A Red]

To be fair it does make me wonder how blokes would feel if we were judged by the size of our cocks. I'd be ok obviously

[Elite]

30 minutes ago, A Red said:

To be fair it does make me wonder how blokes would feel if we were judged by the size of our cocks. I'd be ok obviously

It's all a bit tongue in cheek to be honest.

[Ginny]

Get it bummed 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, A Red said:

To be fair it does make me wonder how blokes would feel if we were judged by the size of our cocks. I'd be ok obviously

How do you phrase the length of a cock? Mine's a DB7.

[Tony Moanero]