Date thread

[Tony Moanero]

5 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd like to see somebody actually thread dates,that would be worth hearing about.

When I was a kid, we always had a box of these at Christmastime.

 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

When I was a kid, we always had a box of these at Christmastime.

 

Only a matter of time...Surprised it took until 8th December 2018. What is that? Today's date.

[Lee909]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

When I was a kid, we always had a box of these at Christmastime.

 

Always dry as fuck then 

We used to get them in sandwiches with cheese as kids at my nans

Do love some good medjool dates though. 

[Elite]

This thread has taken a very sinister turn.

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Always dry as fuck then 

We used to get them in sandwiches with cheese as kids at my nans

Do love some good medjool dates though. 

Yeah, they were always dry. Dates in butties is plain wrong!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

When I was a kid, we always had a box of these at Christmastime.

 

Dundededer der De der der Hamper time!

[Lee909]

20 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Yeah, they were always dry. Dates in butties is plain wrong!

We were kids, it work well enough 

[Geoff Woade]

On 12/8/2018 at 7:19 AM, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd like to see somebody actually thread dates,that would be worth hearing about.

I’m meant to be going on a first date this afternoon. Really looking forward to it. Was with the ex wife for 12 years so I’m sure it will feel very strange meeting up with someone brand new. It’s in Manchester City centre which is good because my cousin lives there and has said that if I get stood up or it doesn’t go well she’ll meet me and bring some of her fit mates to cheer me up. 

[Rico1304]

6 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

I’m meant to be going on a first date this afternoon. Really looking forward to it. Was with the ex wife for 12 years so I’m sure it will feel very strange meeting up with someone brand new. It’s in Manchester City centre which is good because my cousin lives there and has said that if I get stood up or it doesn’t go well she’ll meet me and bring some of her fit mates to cheer me up. 

Where you going Geoff? Let me know if you need any recommendations or need me to wander past and ask for an autograph or a selfie. 

[Geoff Woade]

I’ve put forward Mackie Mayor. Seeing what she thinks.

[Rico1304]

12 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

I’ve put forward Mackie Mayor. Seeing what she thinks.

 Nice, loads round there too. Good luck. 

[manwiththestick]

Hatch down on Oxford Road is good and only been open a few weeks, street food, a few pop up shops, drinks and live music.

 

[Geoff Woade]

Thanks. I’ve even ironed my jumper.

[Champ]

23 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

Thanks. I’ve even ironed my jumper.

*pictures Geoff in his best Christmas jumper*

[manwiththestick]

56 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

Thanks. I’ve even ironed my jumper.

Steady, she'll think you're already taken..

[Liverpool lad]

Anyone sum this up?

[VladimirIlyich]

33 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

Anyone sum this up?

A dates thread has been hijacked by a load of prunes.

[Dr Nowt]

56 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

Anyone sum this up?

 

[Scott_M]

That GIF of Jay is more believable than some of the crap written.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

12 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

That GIF of Jay is more believable than some of the crap written.

Reads like a copy of Fiesta. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

On 12/9/2018 at 8:40 AM, Liverpool lad said:

Anyone sum this up?

Meeting strangers off the internet can be quite challenging. You've got to figure out where to meet, how to get to where you might go after, then there's divvying up the bill and you sometimes don't know what they look like. Sometimes they back out because they have family committments, or forgot that its not Saturday @1500 but Sunday @1630 and there's the cricket club AGM to go to. Then they get drunk and wander off half way before the date is over, or just jump on any old train and wake up in phone booths. One even just wanted to admire bridges in Norwich. I once met this married woman from Scotland who brought along her son......and couldn't wait to show me a Bank of Scotland fiver. 

 

And they they are texting you saying they want another date in a fortnight. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

My last first date from pof ended up with me getting lost in a park and what was supposed to be only a half hour walk for ice cream ended up being a two hour detour. 

 

Never heard back from her; I actually thought it went really well as she didn't seem to mind my terrible sense of direction and when we did get around to the ice cream shop and walked back to our cars and my ice cream was melting and about to drip down the cone she said 'are you going to lick that or should I?'

 

 

[Fowlers God]

36 HH

 

just leaving that out there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lifetime has already named her slag Hoops

[General Dryness]

Bigger isn't always better Dan. Your beard is living proof of that.

[A Red]

Date related story told by Frank Sinatra.

 

He was eating in a restaurant when Don Rickles came over to his table " Listen Frank, can you do me a big big favour? I'm on a first date with a lovely woman, could you come over to my table and make a bit of a fuss of me? I reckon it would really impress her that I know you and improve my chances" Sinatra says "yeah, no problem Don, give me 5 minutes" 5 minutes later Sinatra goes over and says "Hi Don, great to see you, how you doin? we'll have to get together real soon" Rickles replies "Fuck off Frank, cant you see i'm busy?"