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20 hours ago, Remmie said:

Then what's the problem? Keep on bumming until the sweetcorn engulfs your bell.

My Serbian neighbour has a friend who give some bird one up her paperback writer and when he pulled his knob out half of a baked bean skin had melded itself to his bell end and he couldn't flick it off........

Put him off beans on a fry up for sure.

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12 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Is she into S&M and stuff? Sex in the air, She don't care, She love the smell of it, Sticks and stones may break her bones, but chains and whips excite her?

 

Or does she love the way you lie and found love in a hopeless place?

We can stand under her umbrella.

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