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Remmie

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I so want this to be true

Wholly true. Also true is that the mask has a photo of my mates face on it, when he was 8. It’s creepy as fuck.

 

Also, we ended up dating for 9 months, so she either had a thing for 8 year old boys or I’m ace enough to get away with that sort of shit.

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Went to the park for a picnic and down to the splash park. An old friend and friend she always has been moved to the area a few years ago so went with her and her two kids. She bought her next door neighbor with her too and her little lad.

 

Went round to a mates to watch the football and get a message from the neighbor asking me to pop round.

 

Going back on Tuesday and she is sexy as fuck

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Went to the park for a picnic and down to the splash park. An old friend and friend she always has been moved to the area a few years ago so went with her and her two kids. She bought her next door neighbor with her too and her little lad.

 

Went round to a mates to watch the football and get a message from the neighbor asking me to pop round.

 

Going back on Tuesday and she is sexy as fuck

 

 

I could read this a 1'000 more times and still not have the slightest clue what you have said lad.

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I could read this a 1'000 more times and still not have the slightest clue what you have said lad.

But the one thing that stands out for me is

 

 

 

 

 

 

you can’t spell ‘neighbour’

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Took me a few goes but he has a female friend that he has never banged, through the friend he met her neighbour who wants finger blasting and looks like curry to a pisshead.

 

He'll be dining out on Tuesday.

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On 02/07/2018 at 09:15, Remmie said:

Took me a few goes but he has a female friend that he has never banged, through the friend he met her neighbour who wants finger blasting and looks like curry to a pisshead.

 

He'll be dining out on Tuesday.

Also, the neighbour has a son. FG lives near you. There’s a possibility it could be your mate 

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