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Remmie

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VladimirIlyich Grand Master

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I was having sex with a girl a couple of weeks ago on my couch when I noticed she was wearing a fit bit.

 

She checked her heart rate after and it was about double her resting level, which made me feel quite good.

 

The following day she sent me a screenshot of the spike in exercise activity showing a 12 minute burst.

 

I was less proud of myself all of a sudden.

 

Though, 12 minutes in heaven is better than 11 minutes in heaven, baby.

You're showing off now. Within 12 minutes I'd be back home.

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I was having sex with a girl a couple of weeks ago on my couch when I noticed she was wearing a fit bit.

 

She checked her heart rate after and it was about double her resting level, which made me feel quite good.

 

The following day she sent me a screenshot of the spike in exercise activity showing a 12 minute burst.

 

I was less proud of myself all of a sudden.

 

Though, 12 minutes in heaven is better than 11 minutes in heaven, baby.

 

 

what she didn't show you was those twelve minutes where when she was playing with herself after you'd spunked up and gone to sleep.

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You're showing off now. Within 12 minutes I'd be back home.

I started at home. I think this time I actually got off the couch to show her to the door when she left, but it’s been known for her to let herself out.

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I was having sex with a girl a couple of weeks ago on my couch when I noticed she was wearing a fit bit.

 

She checked her heart rate after and it was about double her resting level, which made me feel quite good.

 

The following day she sent me a screenshot of the spike in exercise activity showing a 12 minute burst.

 

I was less proud of myself all of a sudden.

 

Though, 12 minutes in heaven is better than 11 minutes in heaven, baby.

Disappointed by 12 minutes? Did you do it 6 times?

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I'm impressed he could find her using FB's crappy search feature. Normally it just spouts some random shit.

I might need to get some tips off him, there's a girl who works in the maccies by me that I fancy. I'm too shy to talk to her, and searching for her first name on Facebook doesn't bring me much luck.
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I might need to get some tips off him, there's a girl who works in the maccies by me that I fancy. I'm too shy to talk to her, and searching for her first name on Facebook doesn't bring me much luck.

Simply follow her home to find out where she lives, then leave mysterious notes there about watching her from afar and knowing where she lives. Bitches love mystery.

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