Date thread

[Captain Turdseye]

Does anyone take flowers to a first date these days? Could lace them with rohypnol??

Take her some pictures of lovely architecture and a couple of tickets to New York.

[Jenson]

Take her some pictures of lovely architecture and a couple of tickets to New York.

I reckon that would work.

 

Seriously though, flowers or not?

[Jenson]

Take her some pictures of lovely architecture and a couple of tickets to New York.

I reckon that would work.

 

Seriously though, flowers or not? I need help here

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Not. Unless you want her to know you're a psychotic stalker who's going to spread her chopped up little pieces across runcorn.

[Bob]

I think the idea of taking flowers is weird. They'll only get in the way. Big cubicles are a tight enough squeeze for two, without risk of thorns sticking into your arse cheeks.

[robbiefowler9]

28th April 2016.

[Curly]

28th April 2016.

Never heard of the cunt.

[moof]

No flowers, just be cool.

 

But, it can't hurt to carry some chloroform just in case.

[Jenson]

No flowers, just be cool.

 

But, it can't hurt to carry some chloroform just in case.

 

Who said romance was dead?!

[Furmedge]

Who said romance was dead?!

Peter Sutcliffe.

[lifetime fan]

Does anyone take flowers to a first date these days? Could lace them with rohypnol??

Buy 'it' a gold membership.

[Jenson]

She has beans on a fry up! 'shakes head'

[ZonkoVille77]

She has beans on a fry up! 'shakes head'

Marriage material

[Curly]

She has beans on a fry up! 'shakes head'

Were you taking a pre date breakfast order? Confidence mate, I like it.

[Guest]

If you attach a single rose to a tin of breakfast in a can, I would not like to say this would win her over but it might bring a smile to everyone's faces.

[ZonkoVille77]

^Mr Lover lover up here

[Jenson]

Were you taking a pre date breakfast order? Confidence mate, I like it.

I casually slipped it into conversation, as you do.

 

Been messaging all week and going to FaceTime her later. Going to need a couple of drinks before then though!

 

Big date tomorrow, bricking it completely

[Nunavut Patrick]

Were you taking a pre date breakfast order? Confidence mate, I like it.

I had a mate who would approach a girl and ask her how she liked her eggs.

 

It never worked.

[Kevin D]

Who was it that once put up a picture of his girlfriend's tits? I think his name ended with 'D' and began with 'Kevin', but I'm not totally certain.

Afraid not. I'm not sure who you're talking about, but get Sugar Ape on the case.

[Furmedge]

I had a mate who would approach a girl and ask her how she liked her eggs.

 

It never worked.

"Fertilised" is always the answer that strikes the fear of God into any man.

[RJ Fan club]

I had a mate who would approach a girl and ask her how she liked her eggs.

 

It never worked.

I knew a lad who would stand near the toilets and ask "Have you just had a shit love?"

 

He figured if they laughed he was in and she would be sound, if she didn't or recoiled she could fuck off.

 

Some people are just odd

[lifetime fan]

I knew a lad who would stand near the toilets and ask "Have you just had a shit love?"

 

He figured if they lsughed he was in and she would be sound, if she didn't or recoiled she could fuck off.

 

Some people are just odd

Haha

 

I used to play the unmentionable with who's favourite chat up line was 'do you love English cock?' Whenever told no, he'd say 'great, I'm welsh'!

 

I've seen it work for him to.

[Curly]

I knew a lad who would stand near the toilets and ask "Have you just had a shit love?"

 

He figured if they laughed he was in and she would be sound, if she didn't or recoiled she could fuck off.

 

Some people are just odd

I knew some people who used to do that. They were from Leeds and Scunny though.

 

Edit: not sure the relevance of that info now to be fair.

[Em City]

Afraid not. I'm not sure who you're talking about, but get Sugar Ape on the case.

 Maybe it was Mike D then, it definitely ended in a D. That tyrant Usher has probably deleted it by now, which is a shame as they were quite nice as I remember.

[sir roger]

 Maybe it was Mike D then, it definitely ended in a D. That tyrant Usher has probably deleted it by now, which is a shame as they were quite nice as I remember.

 

The only unclothed better half I remember ever being seen on these boards was posted by Rushies Tash, although not for a bit now.