Corona

[Sugar Ape]

Just looking at the beer thread, and I'm amazed how many people like Corona. It is over priced and tastes like piss. And don't get me started on the fucking lime that is put in it for no reason.

 

So, Corona. Yay or nay?

[King Gheedorah]

Nay. Too bland imo.

[brucespanner]

Just looking at the beer thread, and I'm amazed how many people like Corona. It is over priced and tastes like piss. And don't get me started on the fucking lime that is put in it for no reason.

 

So, Corona. Yay or nay?

 

It's to stop flies going near your beer, that's what it was used for, but it's a marketing gimmick in Blighty so people who like to drink shite look like they're drinking something less shite.

[Sugar Ape]

 

It's to stop flies going near your beer, marketing gimmick in Blighty so people who like to drink shite look like they're drinking something less shite.

 

Yeah I know it's mean to stop flies getting into your drink. In Mexico. Can't see how people have that problem in flares in town though!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I used to always drink it when I was a kid, I think the drink is more about status quo then about any discerning taste, posers beer.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yeah I know it's mean to stop flies getting into your drink. In Mexico. Can't see how people have that problem in flares in town though!

 

You clearly haven't been to Flares lately.

[Cliff T. Beast]

It's a birds beer and for Bellends in pubs who look like they're carrying 2 tellys thinking they're dead hard snarling at people, then you look at their hands and they're holding a faggy beer with a stupid piece of lime in it.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I Love fruit in my beer, similarly to the way I love an erect penis pertruding through the top of my steak pie.

[Trumo]

I Love fruit in my beer, similarly to the way I love an erect penis pertruding through the top of my steak pie.

 

Tenderloin?

[Staniola]

I like the lime taste in it. So fuck off

[brucespanner]

I like the lime taste in it. So fuck off

 

The cock pie?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Tenderloin?

 

Only after a marathon wanking session, so yeah.

[Guest TK-421]

It's dishlicious without the lime. I like necking eight of them.

[Sugar Ape]

You clearly haven't been to Flares lately.

 

Unfortunately I am all too familiar with Flares, as this I posted last month proves :

 

I got in at quarter to four after waking the wife up and making her come and get me in town. I am in a fucking state, been vomiting all day.

 

The last thing I can remember is being in flares, drinking a jug of jagerbomb and trying to do the dance off the inbetweeners film.

 

I am 85% dead.

 

To be fair, I'm normally so drunk I can't feel my face by the time I get in there.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Unfortunately I am all too familiar with Flares, as this I posted last month proves :

 

 

 

To be fair, I'm normally so drunk I can't feel my face by the time I get in there.

 

Quality, I feel like Travolta when I walk in flares, all eyes on me as I strut the crowd, knowing I'm at least half the age of most the women, about five minutes later when I'm having a seziure to disco inferno on the dance floor that illusion is generally shattered.

[King Gheedorah]

I poured myself a pint in Flares, true story. I was bladdered and the service was shite so I leaned over and poured a fresh pint and left a couple quids on the desk.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I poured myself a pint in Flares, true story. I was bladdered and the service was shite so I leaned over and poured a fresh pint and left a couple quids on the desk.

 

Class, I was in kingdom about 6 months ago and there was no chance of getting served so I took a litre bottle of grey goose from behind the till and went off with it to me mate, more blatant theft than using initiative I suppose. After an hour I put it under my top and took it to Heaven *scene missing* standing outside central station at 5am asking randoms do they want to buy a quarter of a bottle of vodka.

[Sugar Ape]

The good thing about Flares is that you feel like you can pull any woman in there, due to you being half their age, and you also feel a lot more handsome than the men, due to them being double your age. Get loads of Eastern European men in there as well, must like the 70's cheese.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Corona smells like sweat, its gringo piss. Bottled piss for the Gringo dollar.

[PestiRed]

You can have 2 bottles max, but only if you're sat outside & the temperature's over 25 degrees. Any other circumstances or amount, then you're just being poncy

[Jairzinho]

I liked it as a student. Now I don't like it, or students for that matter.

[Anny Road]

If I was to nominate a country to make me a beer fucking Mexico would not be on the list. Germany or surrounding places need only apply please.

[Redder Lurtz]

It's foul stuff. I met a mate in the Aire Bar in Leeds on Wednesday night. I got there to find him with a bottle of this shite with a wedge of lime poking out of the top. Bad enough you'd think but he'd also ordered me a pint of Hoegaarden (good start) with a piece of fucking LIME in it. What the fuck? Keep the fruit away from my damn beer, fruits.

[Redder Lurtz]

If I was to nominate a country to make me a beer fucking Mexico would not be on the list. Germany or surrounding places need only apply please.

 

Brahma from Brazil is a bit nice though.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Flares is boss.