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Ol Whiskey Nose is at it again


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Firstly he comes out and says Crouch is always fouling and getting away with it because of his height. This is pure and utter garbage, and clearly just bitterness after Crouch rubbed salt in the wound after scoring at the weekend with a tasteful gesture (well in lad). Whatever your feelings about Crouch, I have always felt that he gets severely penalised BECAUSE of his height, and not vice versa.

 

The old cunt has also come out giving out about TV and how match schedules are fucked up because of it. Well, he probably can afford to spend £18m on Anderson etc because of the TV money that United have made. And as for schedules, well I think it's fair to say (a point Rafa made I think) that United generally get treated very well when it comes to domestic matches after a CL outing.

 

On a side note, did anyone see the MOTD2 "special" outside the Britannia with some United fans? Talk about a bunch of in-bred whoppers.

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Firstly he comes out and says Crouch is always fouling and getting away with it because of his height. This is pure and utter garbage, and clearly just bitterness after Crouch rubbed salt in the wound after scoring at the weekend with a tasteful gesture (well in lad). Whatever your feelings about Crouch, I have always felt that he gets severely penalised BECAUSE of his height, and not vice versa.

 

The old cunt has also come out giving out about TV and how match schedules are fucked up because of it. Well, he probably can afford to spend £18m on Anderson etc because of the TV money that United have made. And as for schedules, well I think it's fair to say (a point Rafa made I think) that United generally get treated very well when it comes to domestic matches after a CL outing.

 

On a side note, did anyone see the MOTD2 "special" outside the Britannia with some United fans? Talk about a bunch of in-bred whoppers.

 

On schedules I can't believe I am defending Slur but I thought it was more of rhetorical statement and he acknowledged the fact that if you sleep with the devil you pay the price or something along those lines ( i dont pay close attention to him as rule !). I also to happen to think the schedules are a joke . The bollocks about Crouch was his usual shite.

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On schedules I can't believe I am defending Slur but I thought it was more of rhetorical statement and he acknowledged the fact that if you sleep with the devil you pay the price or something along those lines ( i dont pay close attention to him as rule !). I also to happen to think the schedules are a joke . The bollocks about Crouch was his usual shite.

 

Yes, six home games after their champions league group games really is paying the price.

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I have a theory. Slur is worried about this agent releasing details of dodgy dealings, realises that if he buries the hatchet with the Beeb they will be falling over themselves to not upset him again. Maybe he needs friends; if it transpires he has something to hide he'd not get positive press from people he treats like shit on his shoe by sending out his lackey after every game.

 

That's my hope anyway.

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That Portuguese kid, Bebe. Signed last season, played a bit of Carling cup games now he's out on loan at Besiktas.

 

Here is the article about him being offered to PSV for free months earlier: BBC Sport - Football - PSV turned down Bebe 'for free'

 

Dodgy business if you ask me, imagine the outrage had it been Kenny, Wenger or Mancini spending £7m on a homeless player they'd never seen play. I'm surprised someone hasn't investigated this deal properly.

 

I don't see how someone's value can increase by £7m in pre-season, if I'm being honest.

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I see it was Gordon Burns who interviewed him, dyed in the wool manc, I once confronted him while drunk demanding to know who he supported to which he said 'I support all the football teams of the North West', before he was literally ushered at speed into a taxi. Boring Krypton Factor cunt.

 

As for Ferguson, I don't know why people invest any relevance in anything he says, he's borderline psychotic and his opinions amount to "if you do exactly what I say at all times you're okay, if you don't you're a cunt and must be destroyed".

 

Remember him being interviewed in the New Statesman once where he was bemoaning the power of the media and said the Government 'should do something about them', spoken like the true fucking despot he is. This from the man who has done more than anyone in the world - the world game - to control and influence the media, and to bully it into carrying his agenda and to unsettle players.

 

Now TV is the problem because it won't allow him to have fixtures when he wants them so he can win the CL, for which all other clubs should roll over and fucking die just to let him win. Even though it's TV that has paid this particular champagne socialist an obscene amount of money down the years and means his witless kids will never have to do a real job.

 

Whatever else he is, a great manager undoubtedly, he's also a delusional, manipulative cunt of the highest order and his words carry very little weight with me.

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Crouch's gesture as described by one of the broadsheets was as follows:

 

"The last Manchester United's supporters saw of Peter Crouch before he disappeared into the tunnel was of him gloatingly clenching his fist towards the away end."

 

Would be nice to think it was a 5-times gesture but something tells me Crouch wouldn't do it.

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Hope the pissed stained geriatric has a massive heart attack whilst being bummed rotten by a bunch of butch lezzas with strap ons. That he survives and has to be force-fed mushy fucking cabbage for the rest of his tedious days.

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