You English/Irish/Scottish/Welsh cunts!

[Jairzinho]

Facking cants.

 

Muggin you right off like a two bob.

[Remmie]

Scottish scenery is truly stunning, the country would get NZ related regard if the weather was half decent. Glasgow and Edinburgh are great cities as well.

[Sugar Ape]

I’ve never even heard of half of these. No wonder @Mook has got a gaping arsehole if this is his normal diet. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

Scotch Pies are lovely 

[cloggypop]

Should have tablet there. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Should have tablet there. 

Aye

 

 

 

[Mook]

14 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

I’ve never even heard of half of these. No wonder @Mook has got a gaping arsehole if this is his normal diet. 
 

 

Three of them I've never heard of. 

 

Probably teuchter scran.

[mattyq]

What the fuck are Rumbledethumps or Blackbuns?

Big fan of Haggis, oatcakes and Cranachan

Scotch pies and Lorne sausages not so much

Ps Where's the Heroin?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, mattyq said:

What the fuck are Rumbledethumps or Blackbuns?

Big fan of Haggis, oatcakes and Cranachan

Scotch pies and Lorne sausages not so much

Ps Where's the Heroin?

Och aye

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Aye

 

 

 

 

How do you make a ouija board? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Take away his jellies. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

29 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Scotch Pies are lovely 

Except for one I got from a chippy in Glasgow, where the filthy fucker threw it into the fat before handing it over to me.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 22/09/2011 at 12:24, Sugar Ape said:

So, what is the worst country in the UK?

 

Don't be getting too nasty over it!

The Brexity, Tory place that's riddled with Covid.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Except for one I got from a chippy in Glasgow, where the filthy fucker threw it into the fat before handing it over to me.

What did you expect? Him to dab a bit of black truffle ketchup on it, curtsy and let you walk out the door without getting called an English cunt? 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

My mate from here (NI) was working in England for a few years, working all over. Said it weird that when we (Irish) think of England we think of Manchester, Liverpool, London etc. Big cities. He said pretty much 99% of England is an absolute shit-tip. Also yous voted Brexit. England is the worst.

 

But then NI voted in the DUP. Tied for Gold in the Shitlympics.

[YorkshireRed]

England is the worst. Mainly because of the English. 

[A Red]

All this self loathing

[Captain Turdseye]

On 01/04/2015 at 09:35, Champ said:

Same. However, I did the original survey on the BBC last week or whenever which told me I'd be best suited to living in Cambridgeshire. And end up wearing many-pocketed cargoes? I dont think so

[Champ]

13 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Who was that mean person?