You English/Irish/Scottish/Welsh cunts!

[NIred1]

Northern Ireland, it's a dive.

 

*aware of the irony of my username*

[Duff Man]

I had a mega shit holiday there too. I'm gonna have to go with Ireland

[Remmie]

Touchy bastards them Paddies aren't they

[Sugar Ape]

Touchy bastards them Paddies aren't they

 

Fantastic double entendre Remmie.

[Elysian Red]

 

I honestly can't remember, it was fucking grim though. There was a housing estate nearby to where we were staying and there were riots there almost every night. Not full scale rioting but torching cars and taking on the police and stuff. A lad accidentally found himself walking through it one evening and took a hell of a beating. It was surrounded by this big wall too, like something out of Escape From New York. Odd place, I only lasted about 3 weeks before buggering off home.

 

Ders more te Oireland dan dis

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Northern Ireland also smells of cabbage.

 

EDIT: Never mind, had a bit of cabbage trapped in my foreskin.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've never been to Northern Ireland but read a book about the IRA who came out in a bad light so its got my vote

[mattyq]

They're all ace so none from me

[fowler9]

I'm undecided so if any of you want to put forward the case as to why your country isn't the worst I'll listen to it. I'll almost certainly discard what you have to say but still.

 

England isn't the worst because its not Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales

 

I voted Wales as I've only been there and England in the UK and whilst it is okay, same as England really but with a stupid extra language and more a higher percentage of sheep but the welsh constantly banging on about how great it is is annoying as fuck, especially the ones that live in England

[moof]

Quality tag

[Red Banjo]

Been to all of them and they are all equally shite.

 

There is a far bigger population in England tho, which means far more cunts so i'll vote England. Im also voting England because i despise the government, and cockneys.

[Red Banjo]

And im shocked to see Scotland in last place currently. Clearly people (myself included) are not voting honestly, because Scotland is clearly the one of the crappest places ever.

[Welsh]

England isn't the worst because its not Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales

 

I voted Wales as I've only been there and England in the UK and whilst it is okay, same as England really but with a stupid extra language and more a higher percentage of sheep but the welsh constantly banging on about how great it is is annoying as fuck, especially the ones that live in England

 

Nice bit of inaccurate fact by you there.

 

Has to be England. Filled with fucking horrible cunts.

[dirk grout]

From a invention/technological advancement Point of view England and Scotland trump the other two.

 

From an artistic/creative point of view I think the spoils are shared, to varying degrees, between England, Ireland and Scotland.

 

From an academic/intellectual point of view England and Scotland.

 

From an exports/business point of view England, and to a lesser degree Scotland.

 

From a sport/pass time point of view England, Scotland and Ireland all excel in some thing or other.

 

From an architectural/built beauty point of view England and Scotland

 

From a natural/environmental point of view England and Scotland (Major cities excluded)

 

From a contribution/necessity to each other point of view England stands alone.

 

I think I've covered most of the important aspects of the Union.

 

I'll let you work out what my choice is?

 

Apparently the Welsh are quite good at spelling/grammar.

[Mendoza]

[brucespanner]

Apparently the Welsh are quite good at spelling/grammar.

 

From the striker thread,

 

Not all of us do. Put it this way, if you could pick any player to play up front with suarez on saturday, who would you pick? I'd go for messi.

 

Messi should be capitalised shouldn't it?

 

Glass houses and whatnot!

[RedKnight]

Chip shop alley in Cardiff on a rugby weekend by the looks of it. That would never happen in England.

[RedKnight]

England isn't the worst because its not Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales

 

I voted Wales as I've only been there and England in the UK and whilst it is okay, same as England really but with a stupid extra language and more a higher percentage of sheep but the welsh constantly banging on about how great it is is annoying as fuck, especially the ones that live in England

 

I'm Welsh, live in England and I know all the flaws that Wales has but I'll be damned if I'm gonna have someone slagging off my country. I can pull that shit but I won't have other nationalities giving it grief.

[Stouffer]

I live in England and spend a lot of my working life in Scotland (Inverness up to Thurso and the north coast) and Wales (southern coast) as well as travelling all over England and each country has it's own beautifully unique merits.

 

The only place I've been that I struggle to find anything positive to say is Kings Lynn.

 

*Shivers*

[melons]

I love the slagging of of a language there, you wouldn't think of doing that with any other country would you?

 

 

Wales is ace, it's just under developed in some areas, this actually isn't a bad thing. It's the reason people come here from England and wherever else they may come from.

 

You live or have lived in a country you have the right to slag it off. End of.

[chrisbonnie]

 

I'm joking, except when it comes to Gaelic football, rugby posts or football goals, pick one not both.

 

I'm negging you when I get home, for not getting my "be-Jaysus" sarcasm

[russ1979]

I currently live in england {down the bottom] but come from Nireland and the standard of living in norn iron is of a much higher standard, England is Such a fucking rip off for everyday living, Council tax what the fucks that all about, water fucking hell i aint paying for that, you cant even park your car anywhere without getting stroked at the paymetre

[Cardie]

I'm negging you when I get home, for not getting my "be-Jaysus" sarcasm

 

I just wanted another excuse to shit on those fucking weird hybrid sport thos paddy folks play.

 

That hockey/baseball monstrosity is another one.

[Sugar Ape]

I currently live in england {down the bottom] but come from Nireland and the standard of living in norn iron is of a much higher standard, England is Such a fucking rip off for everyday living, Council tax what the fucks that all about, water fucking hell i aint paying for that, you cant even park your car anywhere without getting stroked at the paymetre

 

Sounds like you used to lived in a caravan in the woods.

[Anny Road]

I'm off to a golf comp next sunday organised by the local boozer. To one of the top courses in scotland. Its costing me 20 quid. There are 40 lads going the bus is included the round of golf, free ale all day and the meal afterwards which last year consisted of steaks lobster scallops and all the timmings. Could you do that in England. Could you fuck.

There is no class system in the highlands.