[NSFW] Scarlett Johansson's Tits and Arse

[Pete]

20 minutes ago, Boss said:

Benecio Del Toro shagged her in a lift, didn't he? Lucky bastard.

Love in an Elevator, livin’ it up when I’m going down. 

[RJ Fan club]

I feel lucky, might do a big shop in case she drops round and fancies a bit.

 

Do ya reckon she’s a toast topper or pot noodle kind of lass? 
 

 

[manwiththestick]

4 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

I feel lucky, might do a big shop in case she drops round and fancies a bit.

 

Do ya reckon she’s a toast topper or pot noodle kind of lass? 
 

 

Deffo tinned burgers in gravy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, Boss said:

Benecio Del Toro shagged her in a lift, didn't he? Lucky bastard.

I wouldn't make it halfway to the mezzanine before going off like a punched icing bag.

[VladimirIlyich]

22 hours ago, Boss said:

Benecio Del Toro shagged her in a lift, didn't he? Lucky bastard.

Classy bird.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 03/02/2014 at 20:02, Strontium Dog™ said:

Well, I'd start with anyone who thinks the green bit isn't enough for the Arabs, and that they need the red bit too:

 

 

Phwoaaar. 

[Strontium]

Yeah, discuss any Jewish person for long enough and eventually some twat will bring up Israel.

 

Nevertheless, perhaps we can get back to this kind of thing:

 

[Bjornebye]

On 04/02/2014 at 08:18, Paulie Dangerously said:

How has SD managed to ruin a thread about Scarlett Johanssons tits? Phenomenal

Her tits are pretty phenomenal So is her face. 

[johnsusername]

[johnsusername]

[Kevin D]

5 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Yeah, discuss any Jewish person for long enough and eventually some twat will bring up Israel.

 

Nevertheless, perhaps we can get back to this kind of thing:

 

 

I take that sort of thing seriously.

 

My Grandad fought in World war 1 and my dad in world war 2, because we sincerely believe that good looking women are entitled to their own threads.

[johnsusername]

[johnsusername]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Yeah, discuss any Jewish person for long enough and eventually some twat will bring up Israel.

 

Nevertheless, perhaps we can get back to this kind of thing:

 

Your so full of shit, it's not even funny any more.

 

If you're so convinced that this forum is a cesspool of anti-Semitism, why don't you report it to the EHRC and then fuck off out of it?

 

(Don't answer that. I know the answer: you know we're not anti-Semites, but you just love acting the cunt.)

[Captain Turdseye]

[Kevin D]

2 hours ago, johnsusername said:

 

Excellent read.

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Your so full of shit, it's not even funny any more.

 

If you're so convinced that this forum is a cesspool of anti-Semitism, why don't you report it to the EHRC and then fuck off out of it?

 

(Don't answer that. I know the answer: you know we're not anti-Semites, but you just love acting the cunt.)

 

Seems like everyone is spoiling for an argument these days. If you want one so bad, you can go back to the one we had in this thread in 2014 and wank yourself silly over it. I have better things to do with my time.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Seems like everyone is spoiling for an argument these days. If you want one so bad, you can go back to the one we had in this thread in 2014 and wank yourself silly over it. I have better things to do with my time.

 

Get. To. Fuck.

 

You go snidily and dishonestly accusing everyone of being anti-Semitic, then feign injured innocence when you get pulled up on it. We've seen this shit so often.

[Kevin D]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

16 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Yeah, discuss any Jewish person for long enough and eventually some twat will bring up Israel.

 

Nevertheless, perhaps we can get back to this kind of thing:

 

I like the cut of her jebs

[Lario]

8 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Seems like everyone is spoiling for an argument these days. If you want one so bad, you can go back to the one we had in this thread in 2014 and wank yourself silly over it. I have better things to do with my time.

No we're not!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

19 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Phwoaaar. 

Hubba-hubba. I'd like to give that a two state solution. Right in its Gaza strip!

[littletedwest]

Anything of her clout?

[Megadrive Man]

Doesn't work.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

Anything of her clout?

 

16 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Doesn't work.

 

 

She's got a broken clout???