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Guest barralad

This thread is long overdue.

Although I personally being one of the select few that is in possession of the ginger gene,I have never had the pleasure of the intimate company of another ginger lady.

I suspect this is due to the fact that it may be just wrong and that there is a natural aversion between gingas of the opposite sex.Ask yourselves when was the last time you saw a ginger couple?.Would it be an abomination or not...discuss

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Firstly, let me state that the King is NOT, I repeat NOT a ginge. He is a perfectly normal mid brown, darkening with age. There is not even a hint of orange. Anyone who says otherwise is a manc or a bitter who deserves cancer in the eyes, the sick fucks. Now thats cleared up, I must say that SOME, and we must be selective, but SOME, ginger birds are well fit and it's sorely tempting to throw a gloopy mix up the jaffa jungle. However we must be careful, evolution has made the tango twats strangely attractive in order to spread the orange gene. By contrast the male ginger is unspeakably hideous- the pale blue skin with orange blotches, the scotchness so prevalant amongst them, an aversion to sunshine, all means that only the sickest of sick bitches would ever fuck a satsuma (small and orange) cock. Those that do are shunned by society, and the worst offenders are locked away on the lady nonces wing. By all means use your imagination and spray your life giving chicken soup over ginger porn, in these enlightened times it is considered no worse than animal porn, but please, DO NOT fuck one round the front. Use the chocolate orange tube located to the rear. Even a condom is useless- their fanny batter is like an acid which perishes the rubber, this is why their beef curtains smell/taste so strange. Fucking one will not only taint your cock with an orangeyness which warns prospective partners of your perversion, but also burdens society with little ginger ferals with names like fergal and patrick, who's affliction means that you and I, the hard working taxpayer, will support from cradle to grave.

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Firstly, let me state that the King is NOT, I repeat NOT a ginge. He is a perfectly normal mid brown, darkening with age. There is not even a hint of orange. Anyone who says otherwise is a manc or a bitter who deserves cancer in the eyes, the sick fucks. Now thats cleared up, I must say that SOME, and we must be selective, but SOME, ginger birds are well fit and it's sorely tempting to throw a gloopy mix up the jaffa jungle. However we must be careful, evolution has made the tango twats strangely attractive in order to spread the orange gene. By contrast the male ginger is unspeakably hideous- the pale blue skin with orange blotches, the scotchness so prevalant amongst them, an aversion to sunshine, all means that only the sickest of sick bitches would ever fuck a satsuma (small and orange) cock. Those that do are shunned by society, and the worst offenders are locked away on the lady nonces wing. By all means use your imagination and spray your life giving chicken soup over ginger porn, in these enlightened times it is considered no worse than animal porn, but please, DO NOT fuck one round the front. Use the chocolate orange tube located to the rear. Even a condom is useless- their fanny batter is like an acid which perishes the rubber, this is why their beef curtains smell/taste so strange. Fucking one will not only taint your cock with an orangeyness which warns prospective partners of your perversion, but also burdens society with little ginger ferals with names like fergal and patrick, who's affliction means that you and I, the hard working taxpayer, will support from cradle to grave.

 

There'll be none of that talk in this haven for the Ginger lovers amongst us.

 

I assume you're still a virgin, no man who had experienced the caress of a real woman, not your mum, would speak about sex like that.

 

Are you angry because a ginger goddess spurned you once?

 

It's Ok to admit that your scared of your first time, we've all been there, but you should really think about seeing a 'professional lady' to relieve your frustration, it may help you become a complete person, which is what we all want for you. Then and only then should you open you fucking trap about the beauty that is the ginger woman, is that Ok?

 

Re barralad above: Lock yourself in a cupboard until you expire, you know it's for the best!

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