Warrior Kit Deal - Not bullshit

[JohnnyH]

That's my niece (through marriage) on the far left, Natasha Harding.

[Arl arse]

That's my niece (through marriage) on the far left, Natasha Harding.

Nice one. She'll be sorting you with tickets for the final then?

[Alan Sex]

The one on the right's giving me a Harding.

[Arl arse]

The one on the right's giving me a Harding.

She loves a hard tackle in the box.

[Alan Sex]

She loves a hard tackle in the box.

I'd love to see her dribbling out of the box.

[Arl arse]

I'd love to see her dribbling out of the box.

I'd get around the back of her defence and slot one in from close range.

[Alan Sex]

If she closed down my attempts at penetration, I would just pump my balls over top of her.

[JohnnyH]

This thread took an interesting turn...

[A_S]

 

If the numbers and names on the back were the same yellow, it'd be great. Won't happen though. 

[JohnnyH]

Nice one. She'll be sorting you with tickets for the final then?

Nah. I went to one UEFA Cup game all season. I wouldn't even ask.

[Ne Moe Imya]

This new kit looks a bit dodgy on television when the players have sweat a bit - Sturridge looks like he blew his nose all over his shirt, the button even shines to make it look even grosser.

 

Top work testing it out on real footballers in front of real TV cameras, New Balance.

[AndMjaa]

This new kit looks a bit dodgy on television when the players have sweat a bit - Sturridge looks like he blew his nose all over his shirt, the button even shines to make it look even grosser.

 

Top work testing it out on real footballers in front of real TV cameras, New Balance.

 

The stain on Sturridges shirt was tiger balm (or something like that). Remember a few Arsenal players used it loads back in the days.

[jimmycase]

If the numbers and names on the back were the same yellow, it'd be great. Won't happen though. 

 

Would be better if they fucked off the idea of having names on shirts and went back to 1 to 11. Fuck me, in Italy you've goalkeepers turning out in shirts with ninety fucking nine on the back!

[RobC]

Some of the players looked like they had shoulder pads in, something weird going on with that kit, too much material on the shoulders

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck me, I'm in the car and my wife has just dropped her guts, again.

[Mr Mojo]

Some of the players looked like they had shoulder pads in, something weird going on with that kit, too much material on the shoulders

Yeah, either the cut is weird at the shoulders, like the body is too wide meaning the sleeves hang funny, or the material itself is a 'bit stiff' and so it keeps its flat shape even when worn. Either way it looks really odd and similar to when you leave a top on a hanger for too long and the shape stays there while you wear it.

[Barrington Womble]

i was in town yesterday and walked past the club shop, so took a look at the kit. fuck me it's fucking horrible. the cheapest, nastiest thing you've ever seen. even worse than that wooly fucking thing warrior did. 

[jimmycase]

Fuck me, I'm in the car and my wife has just dropped her guts, again.

 

Not only a wife who farts but a wife who has smelly farts! Next you'll be telling us they're loud farts, tony!!

[Tony Moanero]

They are.

[jimmycase]

They are.

 

Did you fuck her in the arse this morning then?

[navbasi]

This deal needs to be renegotiated. Utd get £75m a year, Chelsea are about to get £60m a year and we get £25m a year.

[RedKnight]

This deal needs to be renegotiated. Utd get £75m a year, Chelsea are about to get £60m a year and we get £25m a year.

Yeah but we don't win stuff anymore, can't finish higher than 6th most years and our shirts are not in the top ten sales. Our bargaining position isn't great.

[Joe Strummer]

Barca get £120m a year.

[an tha]

Yeah but we don't win stuff anymore, can't finish higher than 6th most years and our shirts are not in the top ten sales. Our bargaining position isn't great.

And we are in bed with a mickey mouse manufacturer who don't have the kind of money to throw at us that adidas and nike have.

[Barrington Womble]

And we are in bed with a mickey mouse manufacturer who don't have the kind of money to throw at us that adidas and nike have.

We were with Adidas and they told us we weren't worth what the mickey mouse outfit threw at us