Onions

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Arthur doesn't know his onions. 

I am listening to some light marimba jazz, the shite you are posting, meanwhile my father in law just turned up at the room, it’s fucking bucketing down and my balls are empty, I wear a towel and a smile.

[Dr Nowt]

Sounds like that bit in American Beauty with Spacey and the Colonel.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 minute ago, arthur friedenreich said:

I am listening to some light marimba jazz, the shite you are posting, meanwhile my father in law just turned up at the room, it’s fucking bucketing down and my balls are empty, I wear a towel and a smile.

And I just opened a long neck of guinnness export, gonna shite the bed and end it on a high note.

[Evelyn Tentions]

23 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Cheese on toast - no onions

shortbread - no onions

porridge - no onions

bacon butty - no onions

eggs Benedict- no onions

popcorn - big surprise NO FUCKING ONIONS

there yer go a whole fucking smorgasbord of cuisine sans onions

(I may have a very limited diet)

No. Those are individual dishes, not cuisines.

Toffee apples don't have onions either but they are not a cuisine.

[Lee909]

Onions are brilliant 

Nothing else to add

[Jenson]

Way to out yourself as a Jimmy Saville admirer Arthur

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

10 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

No. Those are individual dishes, not cuisines.

Toffee apples don't have onions either but they are not a cuisine.

I cook plenty, I never use onions, hence I have my own cuisine, of which you have ad a preview

my cuisine, ala artur, ne pouvez les onions, no tenemos los onions, je ne cmprnds pas les onions

encoulez vous

and take zees onions with you

 

stillon the Jazz marimba trip, apologies

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

8 minutes ago, Jenson said:

Way to out yourself as a Jimmy Saville admirer Arthur

Jimmy sucked onions ina Leeds graveyard, there was pictures. He was one of you fuckers and Dave lee Travis knew about it, that’s why sting is sitting up late night on guard.

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

 

stillon the Jazz marimba trip, apologies

 

If you can do with some vibes as well - this is a massive recording

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

If you can do with some vibes as well - this is a massive recording

 

 

Sounds like a set of stairs I am forever falling down, quite apposite under the circumstances, not that I have fell down any stairs, just the out laws vibe.

[TheHowieLama]

I prefer falling up a flight as well.

[Tony Moanero]

My grandad used to eat raw onions like you do apples. Bloody ace, he was!

[Rico1304]

I used to booze around Sloane Sq in the 90’s and there was an old bloke who would cycle around, wearing a Bretton top, a string of onions around his neck. He’d stop at every pub and I never saw him sell one onion.  

[ZonkoVille77]

I like onions. 

There, I've said it. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Onions are fucking ace, as are mushrooms.

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Onions are fucking ace, as are mushrooms.

Yep.

[Bruce Spanner]

Apples, onions & potato's, in their raw state, all taste the same, it's only the smell/spray which alters the 'taste' of them. 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

10 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Onions are brilliant 

Nothing else to add

Except a few onions. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Apples, onions & potato's, in their raw state, all taste the same, it's only the smell/spray which alters the 'taste' of them. 

 

 

What. No. Apples and onions taste the same? Are you mad?

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

What. No. Apples and onions taste the same? Are you mad?

If you have your taste buds removed they do. Like Arthur obviously has.

Arthur,expand on why your balls are empty? You have a very helpful Father in law.

[Evelyn Tentions]

2 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

What. No. Apples and onions taste the same? Are you mad?

Its a common hypnotists trick to get someone to eat a raw onion as if it was an apple. One of the sceptics debunking stage hypnotism (psychology prof) asked his students to pretend they were hypnotised and they had no problems doing all the "hypnotised" things, including eating onions. One of Australias ex PMs (admittedly a total idiot) was filmed eating one for some obscure reason. They're probably both on YouTube but I can't be arsed looking.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

13 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

I am listening to some light marimba jazz, the shite you are posting, meanwhile my father in law just turned up at the room, it’s fucking bucketing down and my balls are empty, I wear a towel and a smile.

Thanks for allowing me to wank over a thread about onions. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Apples, onions & potato's, in their raw state, all taste the same, it's only the smell/spray which alters the 'taste' of them. 

 

 

I’ve heard this previously and I have to say it’s absolutely bollocks. I eat 3 apples a day during the working week. Taste includes texture, and apples and onions have completely different textures.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Thanks for allowing me to wank over a thread about onions. 

Ha, reading it back this morning, I’d like to

point out, the save emptying happened before the arrival of the father in law, hence the satisfied smile.

they just turned up at ours whilst I was having a post coital snooze.

[s(k)aturation]