Famous people you've met.

[Magic Sponge]

 

If you'd put your fucking hand in your pocket and support the site you spend half your life on you could neg him yourself.

 

BOOM!

[Stouffer]

karl_b

[Stu Monty]

I nearly met Stouffer once but fate kept me from him. I had to make do with his dulcet Geordie tones on the phone, fighting over the din of a noisy pub.

[KMD7]

Da fuck?

 

Someone neg him for that

 

Negged

 

 

If you'd put your fucking hand in your pocket and support the site you spend half your life on you could neg him yourself.

 

Repped

[VladimirIlyich]

 

Negged

 

Repped

 

Repped.

[Captain Turdseye]

Repped.

 

Negged.

 

 

 

 

 

Not really.

[A Red]

Negged.

 

 

 

 

 

Not really.

 

Negged. For scaring him half to death

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not really

[Captain]

Olav V, King of Norway.

 

And Kop and Kurt as well.

[stringvest]

I once met Bob Carolgees in a Harvester. He certainly got value for money out of the all you can eat salad bar.

 

That is a top Alan Partridge anecdote right there.

[A Red]

Fred West

 

Many moons ago when I was a teenager we moved from Malvern to Worcester and as I wasnt old enough to have a moped, used to hitchhike to and from in order to see mates etc.

 

The one day I got a lift off a bloke and a young girl and i was on the front bench seat of their van, next to the door with the young girl between me and the driver. I saw him nudge her and she put her hand between my legs and looked at me with sad eyes (fuck off before anyone starts). I looked at him and saw him leering at her. Anyway, we got to a roundabout and he slow down and i jumped the fuck out.

 

I'm 100% sure it was Fred West and his daughter. When it all came to light I read that a number of victims were from Worcester and he used to go trawling with his daughter and watch her shag blokes

[Captain Turdseye]

We've got a fucking winner.

[Karma Pollis]

Close the thread. We're done here.

[A Red]

Close the thread. We're done here.

 

Nooo! Its not like we had a pint or he did some building work for me.

[Pony Princess]

Fred West

 

Many moons ago when I was a teenager we moved from Malvern to Worcester and as I wasnt old enough to have a moped, used to hitchhike to and from in order to see mates etc.

 

The one day I got a lift off a bloke and a young girl and i was on the front bench seat of their van, next to the door with the young girl between me and the driver. I saw him nudge her and she put her hand between my legs and looked at me with sad eyes (fuck off before anyone starts). I looked at him and saw him leering at her. Anyway, we got to a roundabout and he slow down and i jumped the fuck out.

 

I'm 100% sure it was Fred West and his daughter. When it all came to light I read that a number of victims were from Worcester and he used to go trawling with his daughter and watch her shag blokes

 

 

Not sure if you are taking the piss but if that happened, that is awesome.

[A Red]

 

Not sure if you are taking the piss but if that happened, that is awesome.

 

Tis true.

 

However it must be said all his (their) victims were women, I dont think I was at risk. Part of his kick was watching his daughters shag blokes. Obviously I was chosen being the fine example of manhood that I was (am)

[Pony Princess]

Tis true.

 

However it must be said all his (their) victims were women, I dont think I was at risk. Part of his kick was watching his daughters shag blokes. Obviously I was chosen being the fine example of manhood that I was (am)

 

"Man who shagged Fred West's daughter tells all" would be an awesome headline.

[jonnybastard]

I have met none other than 'the guvnor' himself. No, not that cunt, the actual guvnor, Lenny McLean. He wasn't well known at the time (late 80's early 90's ish), but I recognised him from some telly prog about Dave Courtney. The most remarkable thing about him was his sheer size, he was like a fucking bear. I couldn't imagine fighting the fucker, he looked like he could swipe your head clean off with a clip round the ear from one his massive paws.........................................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Nice enough fella, though.

[cloggypop]

I was once at Schiphol airport in Amsterdam queueing up when a trolley pushed into the back of my leg. I turned around to tell whoever it was to fuck off. As I turned around it was Mike Tyson with his newly tattooed face. I decided to shake the mans hand and say hello instead. He is quiet as fuck and also shorter than me. He also has the biggest hands I have ever seen. His feet are also huge. That Fred West story beats this though.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

karl_b

 

I haven'tmet Karl. I wish I had.

 

He sent me a copy of his secret santa cd last year. Worra guy.

[TheBitch]

Fred West

 

Many moons ago when I was a teenager we moved from Malvern to Worcester and as I wasnt old enough to have a moped' date=' used to hitchhike to and from in order to see mates etc.

 

The one day I got a lift off a bloke and a young girl and i was on the front bench seat of their van, next to the door with the young girl between me and the driver. I saw him nudge her and she put her hand between my legs and looked at me with sad eyes (fuck off before anyone starts). I looked at him and saw him leering at her. Anyway, we got to a roundabout and he slow down and i jumped the fuck out.

 

I'm 100% sure it was Fred West and his daughter. When it all came to light I read that a number of victims were from Worcester and he used to go trawling with his daughter and watch her shag blokes[/quote']

 

This deserves it's own thread. Amazing.

[Remmie]

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Bez

Keith and Leroy from the Prodigy.

Chris Ellison (burnside from the bill)

The boxer Eamon Magee.

End of thread.

 

Da fuck?

 

Someone neg him for that

Negged.

 

I nearly met Stouffer once but fate kept me from him. I had to make do with his dulcet Geordie tones on the phone, fighting over the din of a noisy pub.

I also nearly met Stouffer in Germany, but in those days he was known as Northern Red and couldn't find the Ferris wheel we were supposed to meet at. I held a sign saying Remmie on it with arrows pointing to my grid, looked a full dribble chin in front of the Germans I did.

 

Fred West

 

Many moons ago when I was a teenager we moved from Malvern to Worcester and as I wasnt old enough to have a moped, used to hitchhike to and from in order to see mates etc.

 

The one day I got a lift off a bloke and a young girl and i was on the front bench seat of their van, next to the door with the young girl between me and the driver. I saw him nudge her and she put her hand between my legs and looked at me with sad eyes (fuck off before anyone starts). I looked at him and saw him leering at her. Anyway, we got to a roundabout and he slow down and i jumped the fuck out.

 

I'm 100% sure it was Fred West and his daughter. When it all came to light I read that a number of victims were from Worcester and he used to go trawling with his daughter and watch her shag blokes

Thread re-opened, in style.

[RJ Fan club]

Jimmy Hill lives in the next village to me. And contrary to popular belief he's not a cunt.

 

Bit old these days, saw him on his shop mobility last time.

[jonnybastard]

Years ago I was introduced to Roy Chubby Brown, stood at the bar at a charity auction. For some reason he thought my name (jonny, see above), was hilarious, repeating it several times so his hangers on could laugh like it was the funniest thing they'd ever heard. A short time later I was stood talking with my bird when he walked past. My bird says "ooh look, it's chubby", he stopped and said "hey, it's Jonny". I said "fuck off chubs, can't you see I'm chatting with the bird". Couldn't resist.

[s(k)aturation]

If infamous counts, I went to school with Martin Bryant.

(The Tasmanian bloke who massacred 36 people at Port Arthur in 1996)

[chrisbrand]

Met Kelly Brook at a Comic Con event when she was promoting Piranha 3D.

 

Thought she would be full of herself, she was actually lovely and lots of fun.