Famous people you've met.

[General Dryness]

I was referring to the lubing up that I didn't see you do.

 

I really didn't do that.

[Alan Sex]

I really didn't do that.

I remember you not doing that because you didn't share. I had to rub the fish and chip paper on my knob to grease it up. Jim didn't share either.

[General Dryness]

I remember you not doing that because you didn't share. I had to rub the fish and chip paper on my knob to grease it up. Jim didn't share either.

 

Tell a lie, I did use a bit of tomato sauce. Just so I could keep telling myself that the red stuff was only tomato sauce.

[Alan Sex]

Tell a lie, I did use a bit of tomato sauce. Just so I could keep telling myself that the red stuff was only tomato sauce.

 

Well, she did get a bit of a nosebleed.

 

 

 

After Jim hit her.

[General Dryness]

Well, she did get a bit of a nosebleed.

 

 

 

After Jim split her.

 

Fixed.

[celeryBADboy]

Stephen Arnold, Chester Beddington, Joe Whiley, Dermot Oleary, Billy Michell, John Virgo, Maxine from Corrie the one from Bird watch forget his name, Not exactly famous Bobby from TOWIE

[celeryBADboy]

Forgot to add the Drummer from the Las that i was in James Lee House with.

[VladimirIlyich]

I met Leo Sayer today. He'd been to a certain sporting establishments souvenir shop and seemed quite proud of it.

Is that the one on Orchard Road?

[littletedwest]

Saw something about Fiz from coronation street in the mirror the other day. remember seeing her in a club in Manchester when I was about 25 and told her she was a twat the way she treated les battersby. Funnily enough she laughed and was sound.

A few week later we saw her tying her lace and my mate kicked her up arse and knocked her over. She didn't laugh. nice girl though even if she does have a face like a rugby ball.

anyone else met anyone. no football obviously. wrong part of town for that shit

[Furmedge]

Stan Boardman. It was only a brief meeting as he was being dragged out of the pub claiming he was still famous.

[littletedwest]

God bless the man. his chippy was bombed before he was born.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Stan Boardman. It was only a brief meeting as he was being dragged out of the pub claiming he was still famous.

The dirty Fokka.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

John Conteh once gave me some Nurofen, on a train back from London, because he overheard me complaining about a headache.

[Dr Nowt]

Met Sue Pollard in a Lincoln pub.  It's not an anecdote available with any seasoning at all.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I once tried to tap up Julia Roberts in a Greenwich Village nightclub, circa 1994(ish). She was fuck all, I was fucking hammered and she was having none.

 

End of story,

[Jairzinho]

Once saw Jim from Eastenders on the tube. I said "It's Jim, from Eastenders".

 

I had no further plan, and looked like more than a bit of a cunt.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Jamie, the guitarist from Space. Used to play a certain unmentionable sport with him in Sefton Park. Proper old school stuff, jumpers for g**lposts.

 

Pete Wylie of local 1980's pop music fame. My ma knows him and he's always hanging around a guitar shop by ours.

 

I also went to school with the bloke who played Jerome Johnson in Brookie/"Tanktop" in one of the Hollyoaks spin offs.

[razor]

The lad who played Gruey and the girl who kissed Anna Friel in Brookside used to buy gear off my mate in Legends in Warrington.

 

Kids...

[cloggypop]

Mike Tyson. He pushed his trolley into the back of my legs at Schiphol, I turned round to tell him to fuck off and ended up shaking hands with Mike Tyson. He is shorter than me but his hands are like shovels and his feet are huge.

[Anubis]

Had a Chrsistmas job in Dixons when I was in 6th form. Lenny Henry and Dawn French came in. I ignored him when he tried to push to the front of the queue, but ended up serving her (she waited her turn).

 

Henry was a loud, obnoxious, twat who turned down a couple of little kids asking for autographs. French was quiet and very polite.

 

*and in the midst of texting that disturbed lads trying to break into next door's car but they were gone by the time I got outside*

[neko]

I've smoked a joint with Winona Ryder and met Mulder and Sculley on X-files sets a few times (everyone in Vancouver has).

 

I complimented him on his blue adidas sneakers and suit.

 

Winona is a babe, but really really small.

[neko]

almost forgot - i used to serve drinks to Isaac from 'the love boat' in his darker times doing live theatre in the prairies of canada.

 

he was big into the black panthers.

[Mendoza]

Eric Bristow

Rick Witter

Bonehead

Mani

Sylvia Plath

[RJ Fan club]

Bobby Gee from Bucks Fizz, advised him whether he needed planning permission for a snooker room

 

Dave Pearce - dealt with his planning app, he wasn't over friendly, I was an inconvenience to him I think

 

Daniela Denby Ashe, from Eastenders and my family, visited her flat on a listed building inspection

 

All the members of British Sea Power, my ex went to uni with 2 of them and was best mates with the lead guitarists girlfriend. Noble and his missus stayed in our spare room for 2 weeks while they had the damp course in their flat done

 

Ronnie from the Killers. Toured with BSP so my ex knew them. Had a pizza and few pints with him and his wife in Brighton seafront. He likes Scousers

 

Neil Tennant, back stage at a gig, he wasn't impolite, probably gets loads of people talking to him, seemed distant

 

Nick Cave - backstage at a gig, but saw him around in hove quite a bit, only spoke to him at the gig though

 

Robin Cousins - visited his house to assess an objection to a neighbours planning app

 

Bernard Langer, bought a cornetto for himself and feast for his daughter from me when I worked at southport fair. Had a massive was of cash

 

David Duval - same year of the open at birkdale, he was at a hotel bar getting served at the same time, I asked him how he was finding UK

 

Jamelia - met her in a pub in Brum. She was totally lovely in every way. She knew an ex work colleague so was dropping in to see her

[razor]

Eric Bristow

Rick Witter

Bonehead

Mani

Sylvia Plath

 

Really?  Almost as impressive as Isaac from Loveboat...

 

Reading RJs, I forgot about music people.  I have met loads as part of my old job.

 

Nothing to do with my old job, but I shook hands with James Brown in a motorway service station.  I'm sure I've mentioned it on here before.

 

I think this should be "Obscure famous people..."