Scraping margerine back in the tub.

[diamondjoe]

There is no worse kitchen crime. Don't scrape the fucking stuff back in the tub covered in bits of toast. I'd sooner wing the tub out than re-use somebody's 2nd hand scrapings.

Last place I worked had a bird who was addicted to scraping marge back in the tub. Every day without fail. Just use fucking less.

ona par with tea bags in the sink this lark.

[Tom R]

You could not be more wrong.

 

THE biggest kitchen crime is even HAVING margerfuckingrine in your kitchen in the first place, you sick fuck.

 

NEGGED.

[melons]

I use lurpack spreadable. I've taken to having two tubs in the house, one hidden in the back of the cupboard for me and another for the kids. I'd got that pissed off with toast/bread bits in the tub.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

You could not be more wrong.

 

THE biggest kitchen crime is even HAVING margerfuckingrine in your kitchen in the first place, you sick fuck.

 

NEGGED.

 

I was going to respond differently but Tom has hit the nail on the head here.

 

A lad I used to hang around with as a kid, his mum would always have Stork instead of any butter. Fucking Stork?

 

I hate people that leave toast crumbs in the butter, wipe your fucking knife bitch!

[diamondjoe]

You could not be more wrong.

 

THE biggest kitchen crime is even HAVING margerfuckingrine in your kitchen in the first place, you sick fuck.

 

NEGGED.

 

I mean any type of spreadable toast covering, that includes jam too. Possibly worse that. Butter in the Jam pot.

[JohnnyH]

Chocolate spread mixed in with the butter due to "scraping" is a lovely surprise treat.

 

Using margarine is akin to the spreading of AIDs. You should be ashamed.

[Guest Jon Snow]

Clover Ftw or Anchor Butter.Nothing else need be said.

O and btw worse kitchen crime by far is leaving dishes in the sink.

[mattyq]

Eating Marge is the equivalent of covering yourself in excrement and praying to Beelzebub... Disgusting and sick

[Liverpool lad]

Butter scrapers and people who leave the milk out can fuck off, add in those who use what doesn't belong to them

[VladimirIlyich]

Putting margarine or butter with jam on toast is disgusting and makes me wanna vomit,yeuk!

[RJ Fan club]

You could not be more wrong.

 

THE biggest kitchen crime is even HAVING margerfuckingrine in your kitchen in the first place, you sick fuck.

 

NEGGED.

 

You know you can rely upon teh Tom.

[Magellan06]

There's only one thing worse than jam in the butter, that's fucking butter in the jam.

[Trumo]

Drinking straight from the carton of milk or fruit juice and putting it back in the fridge. These are the mongs that double dip too, and they deserve a face-to-face with a rusty shovel.

[Lucky Pierre]

Every single morning is ruined by having to moan at someone for this. Joke's on them, I'm up an hour before everyone tomorrow!

[Champ]

Its got to be butter but the real crime is digging it out instead of scraping your knife evenly across the top.

[Rapey Hugh]

Its got to be butter but the real crime is digging it out instead of scraping your knife evenly across the top.

 

Too fucking right! People who leave the butter looking like fucking quarry are total filth.

[Champ]

Too fucking right! People who leave the butter looking like fucking quarry are total filth.

The relief.....that I am not alone

[Liverpool lad]

90% of people are fucking thick as shit

[Sugar Ape]

90% of people are fucking thick as shit

 

That still leaves 18% who aren't though.

[Mike D]

my dad does this, he likes his toast practically charcoaled so theres always crumbs everywhere and scrapes it back in the butter.

 

always Anchor butter too, no smelly plastic shite.

[Liverpool lad]

Add to this people who think our sugar bowl in work needs a wet fucking spoon dipping in it

 

Cunts

[Fugitive]

If you want butter revenge, dip your cock and balls in the butter and then sit back and watch them each your smeg.

[Champ]

Add to this people who think our sugar bowl in work needs a wet fucking spoon dipping in it

 

Cunts

 

And then just leave the dirty spoon on the worktop

[TheBitch]

Margarine? Fucking heathens.

[Champ]

Margarine? Fucking heathens.

 

It didnt go unnoticed that Jon Snow used Clover