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Flying Pig

Fittest non-movie star,birds from UK TV.

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I haven't managed to work out how to do a poll thingy, so therefore I put forward to you lot my favourite birds from TV (no movie stars allowed).

 

In no particular order:

 

1. Dawn form The Office

2. Tanya from Eastenders.

3. Barbara Windsor from her Carry On days*.

 

Each of the above would have a face like a plasterers radio if they were lucky enough to meet me.

 

 

*OK, these were movies but fuck it, she was fit.

 

 

 

PS. Anyone who slags any of theses three off are instantly turned into benders and will be asked to share changing rooms with rb14.

 

 

Comments welcomed but not always agreed with.

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barbarawindsorcarryon-thumb-175x194.jpg

 

tanyaeastenders.jpg

 

200px-Dawn_tinsley.jpg

 

This might help people make a decision.

 

 

Beauty beyond belief.

 

Please bare in mind that this thread is about non-cgi'd hollywood model, its about normal woman on TV. Those pics do it for me.

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Nah

 

Alison king

The dark haired one off loose women

And

Samantha Janus

 

 

 

Welcome Bealey.

 

Janus is not my type. She decent looking but a bad bitch who gave Snelly (Radio Merseyside) a bad time over how her surname is pronounced.

 

Alison King is a good shout.

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Can't believe I forgot Lorraine Kelly or She Knows It as she's know around these parts.

 

I won't post it but if the missus is away and your not in work, google 'Lorraine Kelly nude'. Wowser.

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Welcome Bealey.

 

Janus is not my type. She decent looking but a bad bitch who gave Snelly (Radio Merseyside) a bad time over how her surname is pronounced.

 

Alison King is a good shout.

 

Ha ha my other half looks very similar to Sam Janus, same eyes and cheek bones only with brunette hair instead of blonde. So she had to go in my list.

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Can't believe I forgot Lorraine Kelly or She Knows It as she's know around these parts.

 

I won't post it but if the missus is away and your not in work, google 'Lorraine Kelly nude'. Wowser.

 

Fuckin hell is that real ???

 

To be honest she didn't look too bad back then. She's a bit too mumsy for my liking though.

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Fuckin hell is that real ???

 

To be honest she didn't look too bad back then. She's a bit too mumsy for my liking though.

 

It's deffo real. Her image has got me through many a lonely night.

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Anna friel just tips the scales just toward the annoying side for me.

 

She was lovely in Brookie but has good all 'luvvie darling' and had her teeth done. Part of the attraction is also the personality and she would be bleeding annoying.

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Anna friel just tips the scales just toward the annoying side for me.

 

She was lovely in Brookie but has good all 'luvvie darling' and had her teeth done. Part of the attraction is also the personality and she would be bleeding annoying.

 

Ah I understand, you want to talk to them as well.

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Yes. I will need to pass the time of day with them when they are locked in my cellar.

 

I get it, Stockholm Syndrome. I prefer only to awake them from their Rohypnol induced coma. I doubt any of them would really have anything interesting to say.

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There is some real bad fucking taste going on in this thread*

 

Anna Friel though, PHWOAR!

 

*I'm looking at you Flying Pig.

 

 

Ahhh, but I have a formula for fitness:

 

Nice tits + Blond hair = A

False teeth + luvvie attitude = B

 

A is greater than B. So I win.

 

 

My negging finger is hovering above your name Mr McGonical but as it probably won't make much of a dent in your awesome reppageness I will recall my finger.

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