Some Bastard has hidden my Toilet Roll i live 6 miles from shops

[Trumo]

Bump.

 

Because this thread was soft, strong and very long.

[TheHowieLama]

Make the GF grate again

[ZonkoVille77]

The world's greatest fobia

[Dr Nowt]

Let it go hard and then flick it off, this might take some time and you might get a bit of pudding in your fingernails

The winner.

[Bjornebye]

Did he ever find out who the bastard was?

[Trumo]

I think it was Wolf from Gladiators.

[TheHowieLama]

One Punch Jarv did it as a prank and Si was not interested in taking it any further.

[Anubis]

Ever since that fateful night, Simon has taken steps to ensure that it will never happen again, by building his own personal retreat.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

From Rolls to Roles,The Simon Green Story now available at all DIY shops and perfect for wobbly furniture legs.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fucking surreal or what!?!

 

Who takes an internet device into the bog?

 

 

Times have changed.

[Dr Nowt]

Times have changed.

Aye, he’s used 30 different aliases since them days.

[lifetime fan]

Ever since that fateful night, Simon has taken steps to ensure that it will never happen again, by building his own personal retreat.

 

 

 

He even has his own Capuchin Molnkey keeping guard for him.

[stringvest]

Unjustly smeared, poor Simon.  Not unlike his former boxers.

[Stouffer]

Please tell me someone had tagged this "One man and his log"?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Will we ever get tags back?

[ZonkoVille77]

Will we ever get tags back?

 

The World's greatest ever tragedy.

[VladimirIlyich]

The Tag and Moan Man.

[Sugar Ape]

Time to bring Simon back. @Captain Turdseye Get on his case. 

[Bjornebye]

On 09/04/2018 at 19:25, Stouffer said:

Please tell me someone had tagged this "One man and his log"?

Up there with Jackie Scran this 

[Bjornebye]

On 14/07/2011 at 23:33, Guest simon said:

 

I have a fobia about going for a crap anywhere other than my loo.Its quite a recent thing which is wierd i was round my mates trying to take a crap and stated Panaking Physicly couldnt strain because of my panaking, got home everything was fine and dandy was hard when i moved but i have to nominate a loo its wierd and had to explain but when i moved her i didnt have a shit for 3 days till i had no way of it staying in i went on the bog next to my room sat for about a hour and all was good i tried using another toilet later on and again started to panic its wierd.

Gnasher is that you? 

[Captain Turdseye]

28 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Time to bring Simon back. @Captain Turdseye Get on his case. 

 

He’s an acclaimed actor and he’s getting married to a girl from Hungary who I assume is letting him have sex with her when he visits. 

 

Why the fuck would he be on here with us dossers?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

He’s an acclaimed actor and he’s getting married to a girl from Hungary who I assume is letting him have sex with her when he visits. 

 

Why the fuck would he be on here with us dossers?

Just swap him for you 

[TheHowieLama]

22 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

Why the fuck would he be on here with us dossiers?

 

[Anubis]

I guess Dave missed this one....

[easytoslip]

Salt’n’vinegar crispag , a massive nettle disguised as a dock leaf so you can wipe your arse twice to counter the attack of the former procedure and thus feel good