Vintage wankfest, Pamela Anderson or Jet?

[gaz181]

Jet , Anybody got a recent photo of her?

 

She was last seen hosting a millenium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Unfortunately it turned into an all night rave.

[The Flâneur]

She was last seen hosting a millenium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Unfortunately it turned into an all night rave.

 

Scum, sub-human scum.

[Rico1304]

I've mentioned this before on here but I used to work with Jet's ex-husband. Can you imagine the questions I wanted, but wasn't able, to ask? Several times I found myself talking to him and all the time thinking 'I bet he fucked Jet last night'

[Carvalho Diablo]

As my lunatic old Granda used to tell me : "Never fuck owt you can't fight."

 

Good advice for a 6 year old. And for that reason Jet, I'm oot.

 

Pamela Handerson wins.

[Crouchie]

Jet

[Preston Red]

Dear God!

 

There's no contest for me. Jet is the winner all day, everyday.

 

Good shout too for the guy who mentioned Lightning. She was fit as well!

[The Acolyte]

Jet

 

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph what a body she had. Fuck Pam and her plastic tits!

[Section_31]

 

"Oh! And the body scissors are on!"

 

[Mook]

Pamela Anderson.

 

It's not even anywhere near a contest, it's like having a 'Sharron Davies vs Marilyn Monroe' thread.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'm disappointed with the gf here. Vintage Pam was neigh-on untouchable.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Did you lot know that Pamela Anderson was Canada's Centennial Baby...she was the first baby born January 1, 1967 100 years after the BNA Act came into being.

 

She is anti-seal hunt so this Jet woman for me but she has bigger arms than me so handjobs are out, might have to come up with something else.

 

*talk aboot feelings

*discuss Brexit

*gravitational waves

*rimming

[njackets]

Jet! Lightening and Ulrika also got it in equal measure by me as a teen on a Satdee.

[Dr Nowt]

Jet looks like a bloke and has the big flapping hands of a goalkeeper, you fucking benders.

 

Pammy, obviously.

[Fowlers God]

Pam hands down. I remember about 10 years ago her being in that Alan Carr show when he was that long haired pricks side kick and she was on it. I remember having to go to the toilet to knock one out half way through she is so dirt. Making you leave your wife on the sofa to have a danger wank in the toilet without taking your clothes off means you win

[Mook]

Sorry, Jet.

[Mook]

[TheHowieLama]

Ah Bater want Jet to always love me
Ah Bater want Jet to always love me
Ah Bater, much bater
Jet - doo doo un doo doo un dooo doo

[Rico1304]

As previously stated I have touched a man who has shagged Jet.

[Mook]

I still don't have a clue why this thread exists.

 

What next Jessica Ennis Hill vs Kate Upton?

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Toughest poll i've seen on the GF. It really is. Jet was my first ever serious crush. I don't think I was ever over it. Pamela is , well, Pamela Anderson for fuck sake. Tough one. 

 

Jet. Narrowly. 

[Dr Nowt]

I still don't have a clue why this thread exists.

 

What next Jessica Ennis Hill vs Kate Upton?

Rocky from Boon or Tabitha Cash.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

You're all wrong.

 

Except the ones who correctly chose Pamela.

 

I don't mind though. Each vote for jet is one less opponent in the race. I figure if I train hard and get a head transplant she might view me as fuckable if she lives until she's 85+. I'm counting down the days already.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sorry, Jet.

Quoted because, phumph!

 

I'd open her asshole up and pour in 4 tins of alphabetti spaghetti for my tea.

[Arl arse]

Jet, every day of the week.

 

 

 

And now..

 

 

[Arl arse]

 

Still would, obviously