Hayfever

[Bobby Hundreds]

Achoo choo. 

[Jairzinho]

All of May has been a massive hayfever cunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

Only had allergies very rarely but the back end of last summer was really bad. Googled which stuff to buy and bought some Pirinase and after a couple of days it cleared everything up. Last few days I got a bit sniffly in the morning and a squirt of Pirinase is doing the trick. Pirinase has been ace for me.

[Bjornebye]

Came back from walking the dog last night in a right shit state. She took him this morning and said they had 3 fellas on big industrial lawnmowers ready to do the right hand side of the big crocky park field where I usually take him. I'm dreading taking him for his tea-time stroll. I love it but I know I'll look like I've been in with Tyson by 7pm. 

 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

Not fun this. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Came back from walking the dog last night in a right shit state. She took him this morning and said they had 3 fellas on big industrial lawnmowers ready to do the right hand side of the big crocky park field where I usually take him. I'm dreading taking him for his tea-time stroll. I love it but I know I'll look like I've been in with Tyson by 7pm. 

 

 

 

Just back, not too bad tonight. One eye itching a little 

[skend04]

Coat inside of your nose with vaseline and pop a hayfever tablet before bed. Usually works a treat for me.

[aws]

Optrex pollen relief eyedrops are really good if it's your eyes troubling you. 

[johnsusername]

Felt like my head was in a vice this morning. Cleared up a bit now though. Probably helps that the temperature has dropped by 15 degrees. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Felt like my head was in a vice this morning. Cleared up a bit now though. Probably helps that the temperature has dropped by 15 degrees. 

Charlie M? You make me pop your fuckin' eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit? Charlie M? You dumb motherfucker!

[Guest]

On 08/06/2022 at 18:40, skend04 said:

Coat inside of your nose with vaseline and pop a hayfever tablet before bed. Usually works a treat for me.

Also helps in case a bloke sticks his cock up your nose

[VladimirIlyich]

Pirinase is the dog's bollocks. I use the nasal spray.

[Elite]

I never had hayfever until a few years ago, my nose is fucked at the moment. I just bought the Tesco own brand anti-histamines cos I'm a cheap cunt 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 minutes ago, Elite said:

I never had hayfever until a few years ago, my nose is fucked at the moment. I just bought the Tesco own brand anti-histamines cos I'm a cheap cunt 

Every little helps.

[skend04]

7 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Also helps in case a bloke sticks his cock up your nose

I know it's not the smallest nose but it's not that big either.

[johnsusername]

Worst I've ever had it this week. 

 

Wonder if it's anything to do with the council cutting back on mowing the grass? It's like a rainforest by us now. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, johnsusername said:

Worst I've ever had it this week. 

 

Wonder if it's anything to do with the council cutting back on mowing the grass? It's like a rainforest by us now. 

 

It's held off for me so-far apart from a little last weekend. I'm doing the garden on saturday so fully expect to be a sneezing eye-watering wreck. 

 

As for the grass cutting, haven't they blamed it on it being May and that's when Hedgehogs come out of hibernation and do most of their eating? Saw it on Townsend lane the other day, lazy fuckers. 

[johnsusername]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

It's held off for me so-far apart from a little last weekend. I'm doing the garden on saturday so fully expect to be a sneezing eye-watering wreck. 

 

As for the grass cutting, haven't they blamed it on it being May and that's when Hedgehogs come out of hibernation and do most of their eating? Saw it on Townsend lane the other day, lazy fuckers. 

 

They're cutting right back on it - all about biodiversity and helping the environment. I guess that's good. I won't see it though, I'm refusing to leave the house until November now.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-council-trim-back-grass-26479902

[Elite]

Mines been far so. Tempted to this later.

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

 

They're cutting right back on it - all about biodiversity and helping the environment. I guess that's good. I won't see it though, I'm refusing to leave the house until November now.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-council-trim-back-grass-26479902

 

Well they rarely collect the bins so I'm not surprised. 

[Dave D]

These are excellent- £1 in Home bargains and a few other places.

 

Most of the nasal sprays are pretty good- Beconese works for me

 

[skend04]

Vaseline up the hooter helps most days, unless the pollen count is extremely high. Just don't be tempted to stick a willy up one of your nostrils, it's purely to prevent pollen getting up there.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Vaseline up the hooter helps most days, unless the pollen count is extremely high. Just don't be tempted to stick a willy up one of your nostrils, it's purely to prevent pollen getting up there.

 

You have to ruin fucking everything don't you 

[Elite]

22 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Vaseline up the hooter helps most days, unless the pollen count is extremely high. Just don't be tempted to stick a willy up one of your nostrils, it's purely to prevent pollen getting up there.

I love a bit of snotted dick.

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Dave D said:

These are excellent- £1 in Home bargains and a few other places.

 

Most of the nasal sprays are pretty good- Beconese works for me

 

 

Beconase spray for me too. I usually just have to use it for a week at the start of the pollen season, then I'm OK for the rest of the year.