Nandos

[Section_31]

Some bird on Facebook commenting on how a fight just broke out in one where she's eating tonight got me thinking about it. I like Nandos, I like chicken more than Evel Knievel, but they really do attract the dregs. What is it about them? They've somehow become the Yates's Wine Lodge of eateries.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Very true, I'm also an avid chicken fan but the place is generally wall to wall chav, it's an up market KFC basically for when the Lowe alpine crew want to wine and dine. It's within the vocabulary comfort zone for them to pick up a menu and say CHICKEN and er CHIPS.

[Section_31]

ha! I knew you'd be on here like a shot, you've got an eye for scum like me - only Charlie Knight comes close.

[gingerhulk]

Supposedly an ex liverpool porn star works in the Liverpool One nandos. Her name is Jane Berry, haven't been in nandos lately so don't know if its true.

[Xherdan]

Does she do tricks with multiple drumstick penetration? If so, im in.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

ha! I knew you'd be on here like a shot, you've got an eye for scum like me - only Charlie Knight comes close.

 

Nando's is a scally at their cultural best, occasionally they'll even go mad and take their trackie jacket off.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Can't see me liking the place as I've never been and cannot stomach eating chicken. I throw up whenever I eat it now which is shite as it's the cheapest meat around.

[cochyn]

Never been. What am I missing?

[Anubis]

I think it depends where the branch is. The one in Queen's Square is the Portuguese chickenhouse equivalent of Mos Eisley spaceport. The branches in Cheshire Oaks and York are fine.

[Anubis]

Never been. What am I missing?

 

Chicken. In varying degrees of hot to napalm. Do not believe the lemon/lime lie. It's all cooked on the same grill, so you're getting hot marinade from the previous chickens whether you like it or not. It's good chicken though.

[Section_31]

Never been. What am I missing?

 

It's good shit, but only if you like chicken.

[RedKnight]

SM is right, it's all about the branch you're in.

[The Flâneur]

You think Liverpool Nando's is bad? try the one in Exeter, not an un-popped collar in the house, and they'll deride your choice of recreational vehicle even in front of the nanny.

 

Jack Johnson cunts.

[jamespp]

It's good shit, but only if you like chicken.

and if you like flat coke, drink as much as you want

[Ashberry]

My mate lives in central london and swears by 'bar nandos' essentially have a meal and get your refill coke only top it up with spirit of choice and it suddenly becomes the cheapest and best place to drink. Don't think id do it myself but he swears by it

[Paulie Dangerously]

It's reasonably cheap, the staff are invariably fit women. The food is consistent in it's standards. I enjoy the half chicken (hot) chips and corn on the cob.

 

They also do Sangres beer which is a cracking holiday beer

 

 

My mate lives in central london and swears by 'bar nandos' essentially have a meal and get your refill coke only top it up with spirit of choice and it suddenly becomes the cheapest and best place to drink. Don't think id do it myself but he swears by it

 

That's a genius idea

[Sut]

Very true, I'm also an avid chicken fan but the place is generally wall to wall chav, it's an up market KFC basically for when the Lowe alpine crew want to wine and dine. It's within the vocabulary comfort zone for them to pick up a menu and say CHICKEN and er CHIPS.

 

This post made me think of

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[Lurtz]

Never been to one, don't intend to either, having heard some of the scumbags at work discussing it as a great place to eat. Wide berth.

[RJ Fan club]

I've also never been to one. But I would quite fancy giving it a go, just never seem to get round to it.

 

It's like I've never quite got round to the new generations way of growing fat, never been to a shakeaway either. Both look tremendous, but usually I sack it off for some pub grub or a pint.

[Trumo]

Every time I've been to a Nandos, it's been full of college and uni students rather than chavs. A bit odd because it's not exactly cheap either. I guess where I live, McDonalds, KFC and the like are still classed as purveyors of haute cuisine for the chav element.

[Hooch]

I too have noticed a lot of facebook activity relating to Nandos.

That "checking in" bollocks and what not. Must be the new thing.

[RJ Fan club]

Just come back from the one in Brighton. Decided to give it a shot. Half chicken (Hot), chips, garlic bread. Not bad, I'd go again.

 

There was no cunts in the Brighton branch. Still looks like the type of place you might encounter them, but not as readily as a Pizza Hut, which incidentally I have also never eaten in.

[Rush 346]

Its shite - why would anyone want to eat at Nandos? 1 up from KFC

[Section_31]

Just come back from the one in Brighton. Decided to give it a shot. Half chicken (Hot), chips, garlic bread. Not bad, I'd go again.

 

There was no cunts in the Brighton branch. Still looks like the type of place you might encounter them, but not as readily as a Pizza Hut, which incidentally I have also never eaten in.

 

Went to the Pizza Hut in Liverpool One on Wednesday and was pleasantly surprised at the lack of scrotes, there was even a yank and a dutch family. The dutch family looked constantly baffled, the dad dropped a glass on the table and looked surprised - as though the laws of physics work differently in Holland - he then went hunting for a waiter and never came back.

[Cardie]

he then went hunting for a waiter and never came back.

 

The next table must have ordered the meat feast.