Stu Monty's Birthday

[Remmie]

He emerged from his mother's flaps several years ago and we are expected to congratulate him on this.

 

I therefore propose we superimpose his head on lots of funny things and that.

 

Go.

[Sugar Ape]

May I propose a picture to be photoshopped? You know Clyde, the Orangutan from the Clint Eastwood film Every which way but loose, right?

 

[Fowlers God]

Unfair that pic above. Putting an apes head on that ginger cunt Monty!

[Paul]

Happy birthday, Stu. What is it now? 21 again?

[lifetime fan]

 

 

A RED-haired boy burst into tears when hurtful Domino’s Pizza workers called him Ginger Kid on his receipt.

 

Stu Monty, 41, has endured bullying because of his hair and is horrified that staff at the fast food chain also poked fun at him.

 

He was at the takeaway with two pals and they all gave their full names when they ordered.

 

When they collected their pizzas, his friends had their first names on their receipts – but Stu couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw what was on his.

 

He said: “I was really sad. I get bullied at work about my hair but you don’t expect it from an adult. I couldn’t stop thinking about it and brought the packet home because I wanted to show my mum.”

 

Stu's furious Mum said: “He is usually quite a strong and confident lad who doesn’t let comments upset him but reading that has really knocked him.” Stu's Dad called the Domino’s blunder “totally disgusting”.

 

The builder added: “You would not describe someone by the colour of their skin or by calling them fat so why is it OK to call Stu ginger? I think they picked on him because he is a ginger and they knew he wouldn’t defend himself. It is prejudice.

 

“They offered him a free pizza but the damage has been done and he doesn’t want to go back in case it happens again.”

 

Manager Pat Bennet said: “It was for the benefit of the person who took the order. It wasn’t meant to cause offence.

 

“I have apologised to the family over the phone and the member of staff concerned has written an apology to the boy. We will ensure nothing like this happens again.”

 

But Stu's family are demanding a full apology from Domino’s head office.

 

Domino's Pizza staff call boy Ginger Kid on receipt - mirror.co.uk

[Stu Monty]

31.

 

Just hitting my peak.

[Anubis]

[Jorge Borge]

Go, Stu!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Monty is a fucking legend, end of, you won't find many disabled ginger dwarfs with charisma and wit like his, I fucking love him.

[TheBitch]

I thought Monty was way older than me.

 

[Carradona]

Decent bloke.

[rondeco]

He's a good red. (See what I did there?)

[Elmyn Noos]

Wikipedia: Stu Montanguee:

 

Stu's a fatuous ginger-bearded commie who lives on a train and claims that his dad invented the sausage roll. He is the current Guinness world record holder for number of functioning toes, and he has a lifetime worldwide ban on entering Waterstones.

 

His birthday is an official day of mourning in Cuba.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I thought Monty was way older than me.

 

 

Me too. It's obviously taking its toll on Monty more than us two.