Raheem Sterling

[Pidge]

Obviously Suarez got to the witnesses.

 

In all seriousness this will more or less be the Evertonian version of events. Witness intimidation.

[Jack the Sipper]

10.37 - Prosecution offers no evidence against Raheem Sterling.

 

10.38 - Case against Raheem Sterling is dismissed by district judge Richard Clancy.

 

10.44 - Two witnesses failed to attend court. Sterling was in a car parked at Hatton garden throughout.

 

'I've got your kids Dan, I've got your kids.'

[Jonjo Baldy]

Was nailed onto become the next Barnes, but Ibe for me now the next Barnes.

[Jonjo Baldy]

In all seriousness this will more or less be the Evertonian version of events. Witness intimidation.

 

No doubt it was Gerrard's gangstar mates who wiped out the witness.

[chris71]

Surely some dog shit was squeezed through a letterbox, somewhere, in all of this.

Very disappointed if not.

[sir roger]

10.37 - Prosecution offers no evidence against Raheem Sterling.

 

10.38 - Case against Raheem Sterling is dismissed by district judge Richard Clancy.

 

10.44 - Two witnesses failed to attend court. Sterling was in a car parked at Hatton garden throughout.

 

Getaway driver for a jewel heist even while he was due in court and more kids than a mormon minister with a viagra franchise, I'm warming to young Raheem.

[Guest LFD]

Was nailed onto become the next Barnes, but Ibe for me now the next Barnes.

 

I assume that's a joke?

[fowler9]

on the playing front all gone a bit quiet with Raheem due to injury and lack of form prior to that, hope he comes back next season showing what he did early on again with a bit more end product

[Strontium]

Fucking police do this all the time, the poor bastard has had this hanging over his head for months, then it comes to court and there's no actual evidence.

 

Funny coincidence that it was Judge Clancy who dismissed it - he was my mum's barrister when they pulled this same stunt on her.

[dirk grout]

Was nailed onto become the next Barnes, but Ibe for me now the next Barnes.

 

I'm pretty sure that if we signed from watford a left footed winger, about 6 foot tall, great dribbler, could score goals but was white you would not be calling him the next john barnes. Ibe and sterling are both black so therefore they are like john barnes.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I want to know who the next next Barnes is going to be.

 

I was going to say O'Hanlon, but now I'm told he's got to be black. Ojo maybe?

[Jhinge Machha]

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lets try keep this quiet, but I have it on good authority that Jen Chang resolved this matter. FSG still employ him as a club negotiator , firing him was just a cover up (very similar to how FBI stage fake deaths)

[Garrincha]

Is it time for the "Raheem Sterling what are you" thread?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Is it time for the "Raheem Sterling what are you" thread?

 

He's immature.

[Rambo]

Fucking police do this all the time, the poor bastard has had this hanging over his head for months, then it comes to court and there's no actual evidence.

 

Funny coincidence that it was Judge Clancy who dismissed it - he was my mum's barrister when they pulled this same stunt on her.

 

Not really true that mate, you need to get by the CPS to get to court. If a witness changes their mind about attending, then they "offer no evidence". And from reading the above it sounds like there were a couple of no shows.

All good for Sterling, who can get his head back on the game.

[Rambo]

I'm pretty sure that if we signed from watford a left footed winger, about 6 foot tall, great dribbler, could score goals but was white you would not be calling him the next john barnes. Ibe and sterling are both black so therefore they are like john barnes.

 

I'd probably call him the next Steve Highway.

[Major Tom]

He's immature.

 

And fertile.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Shite.

[Guest LFD]

We should not forget how good he was at the beginning of the season.

[Baltar]

He really went off the boil after a bright start. I think he has a good future though, needs to bulk up a bit.

[Guest LFD]

He really went off the boil after a bright start.

 

He did but it is understandable, as he was playing too many games for his age really and having that court case over him.

 

He's still got a very bright future.

[TheHowieLama]

He's the next Harry Kewell.

[Pureblood]

I'm pretty sure that if we signed from watford a left footed winger, about 6 foot tall, great dribbler, could score goals but was white you would not be calling him the next john barnes. Ibe and sterling are both black so therefore they are like john barnes.

 

Lukaku the next Drogba innit.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Fucking police do this all the time, the poor bastard has had this hanging over his head for months, then it comes to court and there's no actual evidence.

 

Funny coincidence that it was Judge Clancy who dismissed it - he was my mum's barrister when they pulled this same stunt on her.

 

Didn't he fail to turn up twice prior to this?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Shite.

 

And runs like a duck.