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Donkey gets ass kicked

by Damien Fletcher, Daily Mirror 2/06/2011

 

A DONKEY chasing a young girl was decked with one punch by a man.

 

Martin Oros stepped in when the animal tried to bite and kick the nine year old as she went to stroke it in its field in Koprivnica, Croatia.

 

The 34-year-old said: “I ran between them and punched it between the eyes – it went down like a stone.”

 

Read more: Donkey gets ass kicked - mirror.co.uk

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In what thread did Simon utter the immortal words?

 

I think it was the very first Simon thread ( and still the best ) that started out slowly about minor debts & visits from baylifts & widened out into a caravanserai of gypsies, massive tax-fraud & equine-abuse.

 

Saw that article in the Mirror this morning & immediately thought of Jarv & started laughing my head off. Just unfortunate that I was on the bus at the time & several people got off at the next stop looking worried.

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I think it was the very first Simon thread ( and still the best ) that started out slowly about minor debts & visits from baylifts & widened out into a caravanserai of gypsies, massive tax-fraud & equine-abuse.

 

I know that thread. Classic.

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BOOM.

 

Post 217.

 

Yeah thank's for that. Its where I was told to ask about the law center at the job center. I have many things I need to sort out with them. I could end up in prisson for a very long time.

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thats a repping.

 

one-bombs to a horse. great stuff. my guns go off occasionally but not sure my guns could one-shot a horse

 

Jesus.....

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"my guns go off occasionally but not sure my guns could one-shot a horse"

 

 

Tell me you don't read that and cringe?

 

Well, Captain Serious, I'd cringe if it at least sounded serious and wasn't a throwaway reference to Anchorman in a thread about a man punching a donkey.

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Well, Captain Serious, I'd cringe if it at least sounded serious and wasn't a throwaway reference to Anchorman in a thread about a man punching a donkey.

 

You’re going to have to allow me a certain amount of time to figure out how I’m going to worm myself out of this without making myself look stupid. Although I fear that ship may have sailed.

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You’re going to have to allow me a certain amount of time to figure out how I’m going to worm myself out of this without making myself look stupid. Although I fear that ship may have sailed.

 

No harm done mate! Check out my bro Paulie D doing the same in the Blake Lively thread.

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Ha ha! Was watching the news when I saw that geordie punch the police horse and I laughed and blurted out'one punch jarv',then spent the next ten minutes trying to explain to the wife,had to give up in the end,she thinks I'm nuts!

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Ha ha! Was watching the news when I saw that geordie punch the police horse and I laughed and blurted out'one punch jarv',then spent the next ten minutes trying to explain to the wife,had to give up in the end,she thinks I'm nuts!

 

ha I know what you mean, these days I just say 'forums' and she just carries on with what she was doing.

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