Writing a fantasy book - need character names

[Jim MM]

Old Man Twitch. Waylays travellers in the forest by dressing up as a nymph and then showers them with his "milk".

[Yozzer]

Snoogy Doogy - the invisible man.

[Trumo]

Fink Isorus - local crackhead with a penchant for wanking next to folks' back windows at night, peering through the curtains for the merest hint of ankle. The young ragamuffins of the town have nicknamed him "Kevplest". He once had a drunken one night stand with Elyssia.

[Sut]

Hymen Wrath

[MOGLET]

Obadiah Grummage, miserable old man of the woods, who verbally abuses travellers and often flashes his wrinkly bits at them to move them along.

 

 

Winston Harddoneby, dark fellow, who blames events from the distant past for his lot in life.

 

 

Sophia Fortisque Weaveyourownbreastsfromfairtradecotton, Posh bird who is so PC correct it makes you want to vomit.

 

 

Fernando Twofacejudas, was one of the kings men, but sold his soul to the devil for riches that others couldnt comprehend.

 

 

Gobshite Mcknowitall, a sad fellow who bought a golden ticket and thought he knew everything and could lord it over the others of the kingdom.

 

 

Ris of the North, a pale chap, who gambled his life away and lost, and now wanders the land wishing he had tried harder.

 

 

Sorry, I had to add the last one :)

[Captain Turdseye]

The ugly ogre of Nantwich

[Sugar Ape]

The bastard of St.Albans.

[kingkenny78]

Orogarth the Cunt.

[Pony Princess]

Main characters:

Warchief Gnarl Darkie-slayer

Cuntblood Thundermaul

Clitgrinder the Blacksmith

 

Alliances:

The Wayfarers and Tailors guild (TWAT) fellowship

The Knights of the Cavernous Cockhole

The Holders of Christs cock and balls

 

I could make an awesome RPG

[Pony Princess]

Also, write a story about a small magical kid with glasses who doesn't know he's a wizard as he's adopted but soon comes to realize he's a wizard and goes to a school for wizards and has loads of adventures. Derp.

[George Costanza]

lickerlong

[Liverpool lad]

Crispin, a boy with a magical coat who makes stuff vanish from service stations

[Qwik]

Barfan Magutsup - Famous Spanish cucumber grower (allegedly)

 

Giro Islate - drug addled adversary

 

Yermaws Yerdad - transvestite assasin

[Bogman]

Roger the cabin boy.

[Stu Monty]

Milton Thatch - Character whose general ethos could be defined as "I'm alright jack, fuck you".

[mattyq]

Quaresma...the boy with a fanny for an arse and a taste for molesting chickens

[RedinSweden]

Purepool Aki - Muscle tester

[Guido]

Dulg.

 

Could be an inept plod (Lewis-style) or a swan-protecting (there's an angle) gypo.

 

 

 

Could alternatively be called Futtock, though that has more of a village feel.

 

Dulg of Futtock.