Simon

[Jim MM]

Good bye all this is my last post i cant be arsed with all this shit.

 

God knows the piss-taking that goes on on this site can be pretty brutal at times but nobody has invited more of it and come back smiling for more than Simon. A lot of it goes over the top and gets a bit snide and nasty but he puts up with it without getting dragged into petty squabbling.

 

The lad has a unique style and is one of the top characters on this site, when I see a new Simon thread it's always my first click. And let's not forget that he was one of the busiest movers 'n' shakers in the Kop Faithful campaign.

 

Let's give Simon a bit of love here and if he is really gone let's have a celebration of his input to the forum to remind us what we've lost.

 

So let's have your nominations for Simon's greatest hits, your tributes to his memory and your frantic appeals for his safe return.

[sir roger]

The first one about the Baylifts & the tarmaccing gypsies is probably my favourite ever thread on here.

 

I've always felt while Simon has taken some skitting it has always been affectionate to my mind.

[Elite]

He'll be back.

[Hand Shandy]

Not quite sure why he's thrown his toys out of the pram because of those pics given he has had the piss ripped out of him mercilessly on countless threads.

 

He'll be back...

[Trucker Paddy]

The one and only time I met Simon was the day of West Ham home game in November, we were having a Kop Faithful get together that night, but I met up with Simon and Steve in town around lunchtime, I was flying home on the Red Eye( which I subsequently missed but that's another story) so I had no change of clothes as I was planning on heading to airport after pubs stopped serving. Anyway by 2pm Simon had accidentally knocked over the pint of Guinness he was drinking over me having my shirt and jeans stinking for the day. We all ended up having a good night out either way and really enjoyed the beers with him and steve that day despite my smell!

He's a good lad Simon, really hope his job works out for him. I wasn't aware he'd gone off the forum, hopefully he's back soon.

[Trumo]

Hold up, Simon's gone for good? I guess that end of the world prediction wasn't just a crock of shit after all.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I sold him a pair of trabs n he's a nice fella

[Section_31]

[Lucky Pierre]

I met Simon on a night out. I think it was on my 21st too. He is more awesome in real life than on the forum.

[Juniper]

The piss taking of Simon fucks me off most the times, I admit I joined in on the odd occasion when he first joined the forum not knowing him but then I spend an evening in his company and he's a genuinely lovely guy and despite his posting and people's perception of him is a bright and clever lad. Loves his Guiness too.

 

He's a top man and his knowledge of our team is second to none. Was hoping to meet up again but soon after I quit the band which was based in Warrington and haven't been back to those parts since and he's also moved on so it's obviously not happened.

 

I've got a lot of time for Simon, hope to see him back on here.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The taxman has caught up with him.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Awww fuck. Spoke to Si online when we playing a particular sports based PC game, bit erratic and eager but you can tell there is a genuinely nice guy there.

[TheBitch]

I didn't see much harm in the pictures.

[Hand Shandy]

I didn't see much harm in the pictures.

 

Same here. Simon's actually posted far funnier pictures of himself...

 

Think he's over-reacting a smidge if I'm honest.

[Jennings]

Its more likely to be the story behind the pictures...

 

...and from his reaction it is likely to involve clergymen, donkeys and marigold gloves.

[Hand Shandy]

It's going to have to be a fairly spectacular story to outdo some of the stuff he's told us himself!

[FudgeDragon]

Ah, he'll not be gone long. I've known him 20-odd years, and he's had countless strops over piss takes. He's a moody little bitch when he wants to be, but he always comes back for more.

 

He knows the pics are pretty tame really considering how well i know him, and he knows i'll not tell the really juicy stories - i'm not THAT mean!!

 

He'll be back on here within the week spouting about cooking and pikeys - i bet ya.

[Section_31]

Ah, he'll not be gone long. I've known him 20-odd years, and he's had countless strops over piss takes. He's a moody little bitch when he wants to be, but he always comes back for more.

 

He knows the pics are pretty tame really considering how well i know him, and he knows i'll not tell the really juicy stories - i'm not THAT mean!!

 

He'll be back on here within the week spouting about cooking and pikeys - i bet ya.

 

Are you his mum?

 

Not sure I'd like someone I know coming on here and posting pictures of me to be honest, in fact they'd probably get a dig.

[Anubis]

Ah, he'll not be gone long. I've known him 20-odd years, and he's had countless strops over piss takes. He's a moody little bitch when he wants to be, but he always comes back for more.

 

He knows the pics are pretty tame really considering how well i know him, and he knows i'll not tell the really juicy stories - i'm not THAT mean!!

 

He'll be back on here within the week spouting about cooking and pikeys - i bet ya.

 

I reckon he'll be back on here when he's dug out his pictures of you.....

[Carvalho Diablo]

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[TheBitch]

FudgeDragon.

 

[Remmie]

It was probably the straw that broke the camels back, there were a lot of particularly unsavoury posts teasing him about his dog. I always found them really harsh and unfair. Simon is a genuinely likeable poster and he's changed so much since he joined the forum and we all love his legendary threads.

[RobbieOR]

Are you his mum?

 

Not sure I'd like someone I know coming on here and posting pictures of me to be honest, in fact they'd probably get a dig.

 

This.

 

It was a pretty cuntish thing to do. Simon might get a lot of stick, but he's a very popular poster and provides a lot of Laugh out loud moments for everyone on here.

 

But he'll be back.

[Charles Penrose]

So some twat comes on here and thinks he's the big, new man on campus by making the most well liked poster on here feel like a twat. Well done.

[Jennings]

So some twat comes on here and thinks he's the big, new man on campus by making the most well liked poster on here feel like a twat. Well done.

 

Oh fuck! It's the bizzies!