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World will end tomorrow warns US preacher - Scotsman.com News

 

 

World will end tomorrow warns US preacher

 

Published Date: 20 May 2011

By DAVID GUNN

An American evangelical Christian leader has predicted the world will end tomorrow morning.

US Christian broadcaster Harold Camping says the destruction of mankind will begin with a giant earthquake with the second coming of Christ occurring shortly after.

 

UK residents can expect to meet their maker, according to Camping, at 7am.

 

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pporters of the Californian-based preacher are so confident that the day of reckoning is on its way that they have taken out bill-board advertising to warn "non-believers" of their fate.

 

Atheist groups are planning hold a rally against the prediction and are planning an ironic apocalypse countdown.

 

The 89-year-old has been wrong before however.

 

In 1994 he predicted that Jesus would return to earth.

 

"We know without any shadow of a doubt it is going to happen, he said.

 

"We do not have a Plan B at all. There is no possibility that it will not happen because all of our information comes from the Bible."

 

The preacher says his prediction is derived from events in the bible in particular the story of a flood survived by Noah.

 

He says that all those worthy of being saved will go to heaven while the rest of humanity will be left to perish in the months following tomorrow's events.

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fucking hope not simon, i'm meant to be smashing this lad 13 years my junior and its gonna be my crowning achievment.

 

Although if its like a Pompeii moment and i'm frazzled, petrified with this 17 year old quegg riding my cock for the rest of eternity, loads of tourists walking past and saying 'ha, nice', i'll be fucking chuffed.

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The 89-year-old has been wrong before however.

 

*adopts sarcastic tone* Shocking!

 

"We do not have a Plan B at all. There is no possibility that it will not happen because all of our information comes from the Bible."

 

But we do.

 

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It's at times like this I wish I'd taken heed of the myriad of dumb bitches on dating sites offering free worldly advice.

 

"Live every day lyk itz da last"

 

"Liv 4 tday cuz tmrrw mite neva cum"

 

"Smiiiiiiiile lol"

 

"If u dnt except me at me wurst u dnt deserv me at me best innit"

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Fuck I just bought a new shirt for my lads christening tomorrow

 

Probably not the best time to find out your priest is under-qualified.

 

"...There is no possibility that it will not happen because all of our information comes from the Bible."

 

And I guess Rebecca Black was wrong after all, since nothing comes after Friday.

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So we are gunna be struck by a killer earthquake at 7am?

 

Well i'm off down to the airport in the morning then and booking me on a flight for around 6:45. Like to see the earth-quake hurt me a mile in the air!

 

FudgeDragon 1 - 0 God

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World will end tomorrow warns US preacher - Scotsman.com News

 

 

World will end tomorrow warns US preacher

 

Published Date: 20 May 2011

By DAVID GUNN

An American evangelical Christian leader has predicted the world will end tomorrow morning.

US Christian broadcaster Harold Camping says the destruction of mankind will begin with a giant earthquake with the second coming of Christ occurring shortly after.

 

UK residents can expect to meet their maker, according to Camping, at 7am.

 

SuADVERTISEMENT

 

pporters of the Californian-based preacher are so confident that the day of reckoning is on its way that they have taken out bill-board advertising to warn "non-believers" of their fate.

 

Atheist groups are planning hold a rally against the prediction and are planning an ironic apocalypse countdown.

 

The 89-year-old has been wrong before however.

 

In 1994 he predicted that Jesus would return to earth.

 

"We know without any shadow of a doubt it is going to happen, he said.

 

"We do not have a Plan B at all. There is no possibility that it will not happen because all of our information comes from the Bible."

 

The preacher says his prediction is derived from events in the bible in particular the story of a flood survived by Noah.

 

He says that all those worthy of being saved will go to heaven while the rest of humanity will be left to perish in the months following tomorrow's events.

 

So not will die??

 

reckon that a disclaimer if I've ever heard one.....

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It'll be yellowstone park going off, it's well overdue now. Sending black skies around the world and blotting out the sun, everywhere will be like Norway, well all be code72 clones who can't impress women enough and it will end due to no procreation!

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Thanks for the expert advice Si, i've just purchased my first house and new motorbike with PPI.

If you are wrong i will send you the bill ok?

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So we are gunna be struck by a killer earthquake at 7am?

 

Well i'm off down to the airport in the morning then and booking me on a flight for around 6:45. Like to see the earth-quake hurt me a mile in the air!

 

FudgeDragon 1 - 0 God

 

Like to see you land after God earthquakes all the airports.

 

Fudgie 1-1 God

God wins on away goals

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More importantly Fudgie is just posts away from exposing pictures of a well respected member of the forum, possibly with a dog.

 

Unfortunately, no dog. Although wouldn't surprise me if there were some pics of that out there somewhere!

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