That Woman who shagged the dog

[razor]

Animals we eat like pigs, cows etc wouldn't exist if we stopped eating them. They'd die out. The only reason they survive is because we need them. Seems to me like we have defined their purpose.

 

Don't agree. Cows only exist in their huge numbers because you eat them.

 

Why would they die out? Like horses / deer / goats / wild pigs, they'd just happily exist in the woods / grasslands etc.

 

And they only exist in their huge size because they are fed steroids. But that's another story.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was thinking, since we eat mars bars would it be OK to fuck one?

 

Ask Marianne Faithfull.

[TheBitch]

Probably my favourite thread of the year so far. Keep up the good work GF.

[robslappa]

Probably my favourite thread of the year so far. Keep up the good work GF.

 

With a username like yours I'd be worried if I were you. SD might have designs on taking you walkies!

[Liverpool lad]

Lance, I suppoose kids can be added to that list now you come to mention it

 

#enlightened

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Has anyone seen Stronts ?

 

 

That looks likes Gerry McCann.

[Antynwa]

Suppose shagging dogs isn't as bad as killing them and eating them.

 

Perspective is a good thing. Nice one SD

[Skidfingers McGonical]

My Dog has moved out this morning. Said I didn't respect him anymore and that he wasn't a piece of meat I could just use and when.

 

Some woof justice that.

[Fowlers God]

Now here is one for you. Is it gay to fuck a male dog? (for me obviously)

[Antynwa]

Got in yesterday. Instead of asking Biscan where's his ball? I now ask him, 'Wheres my balls'

 

Fantastic

[Pony Princess]

Now here is one for you. Is it gay to fuck a male dog? (for me obviously)

 

I'm sure theres something in middle-eastern countries like.. you can fuck a female animal no problem but if you fuck a male animal, thats gay and you can be put to death.

[Liverpool lad]

I wouldn't use the Middle East as my moral compass, you can have that one for free

[Ginny]

Animals we eat like pigs, cows etc wouldn't exist if we stopped eating them. They'd die out. The only reason they survive is because we need them. Seems to me like we have defined their purpose.

 

 

I really dont know where to start with this. So now you're saying that animals wouldnt exist if we stopped eating them? The only reason they survive is because we need them!? I'm staring at your post like a dog thats just been shown a card trick. *no pun intended*

[Trumo]

I'm sure theres something in middle-eastern countries like.. you can fuck a female animal no problem but if you fuck a male animal, thats gay and you can be put to death.

 

Some Middle-Eastern countries have fucked up population demographics where it's basically 5 men to 1 woman. The women have to cover up and are sometimes not allowed out at all. In those instances, it is entirely possible for that camel to look mighty tempting to the average women-less Middle-Eastern fella sporting a hard-on. You seem a liberal sort. Maybe that sort of thing is right up your back alley (fnarr fnarr!).

[Lee909]

Thread of the year so far

 

Anyway,it not Beastiality its inter species erotica fucko

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

My mate used to know a guy who was a professional horse wanker.

 

 

True story. Apparently he used to be able to pump up a bike tyre in under 3 seconds.

[Jim MM]

My mate used to know a guy who was a professional horse wanker.

 

 

True story. Apparently he used to be able to pump up a bike tyre in under 3 seconds.

 

One Pump Jarv?

[Lee909]

Or Mr Hands

[Jim MM]

Mr 'Ed.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Hope he had some of these :

 

 

And one of these :

 

 

Uh-oh :

 

 

[Pony Princess]

Some Middle-Eastern countries have fucked up population demographics where it's basically 5 men to 1 woman. The women have to cover up and are sometimes not allowed out at all. In those instances, it is entirely possible for that camel to look mighty tempting to the average women-less Middle-Eastern fella sporting a hard-on. You seem a liberal sort. Maybe that sort of thing is right up your back alley (fnarr fnarr!).

 

Thanks to the internet, I am moving to harder and harder pornography and fetishes to get my kicks. If when I die, smashing a camels arse is the worst thing I did, i'll die happy!

[Josef Svejk]

Clincher in Lib-Con coalition deal finally revealed:

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

Lib-Dem support for AV explained:

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

Nick Clegg struggles to contain excitement on first meeting with David Blunkett:

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

Clegg fails to capture cannine vote: