That Woman who shagged the dog

[Cardie]

stronts blood must run cold every time this gets bumped.

 

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[Ezekiel 25:17]

All the years on the forum I've never known what the dog references to SD are about, I don't want to know either , I like him as a poster.

[dennis tooth]

Yeah I can relate to that as i didn't want what they said about rolf Harris to be true. He seemed a good egg

[Captain Turdseye]

The headline in that link in the OP will always be the best thing the Liverpool Echo has ever produced.

 

"Dog Sex Grandmother's partner in dock for child porn stash"

 

There isn't a single person in Britain that could scroll past that without clicking on it. Superb.

[stringvest]

The woman with two growlers.

[Anubis]

Woof justice for poor Oscar.

[Fowlers God]

Remember folks, it's okay to kill and eat animals, but touch its weiner and you're in trouble.

Wonder if SD wished he could turn back time.

[Strontium]

Actually I wish I could fast forward in time, to when human attitudes towards the rest of the animal kingdom aren't defined by arrant hypocrisy.

[Bjornebye]

I respect animals.

[The_Goat]

I wonder if she took it up the Shih Tzu

[Alan Sex]

Wonder if SD wished he could turn back time.

If he could find a way.

[Sugar Ape]

Mental thread this, don't make 'em like this anymore. I was in work at the time and put 'Dog in a pink dress' into Google to make some stupid joke then a couple of days later some girl who was sat next to me asked if she could use my computer to Google something as her one didn't have internet access, she puts the word 'D' in the search engine and it immediately comes up with my previous search for the Dog in a dress. Awkward.

 

Anyway was looking at something on Wikipedia before (Tony's Ma) and it linked to this. What the fuck?

 

Puppy pregnancy syndrome - Wikipedia

 

Puppy pregnancy syndrome is a psychosomatic illness in humans brought on by mass hysteria.

 

The syndrome is thought to be localized to villages in several states of India, including West Bengal, Assam, Bihar, Jharkhand, Orissa, and Chhattisgarh, and has been reported by tens of thousands of individuals. It is far more prevalent in areas with little access to education.

 

People suffering from this condition believe that shortly after being bitten by a dog, puppies are conceived within their abdomen. This is said to be especially likely if the dog is sexually excited at the time of the attack. Victims are said to bark like dogs and have reported being able to see the puppies inside them when looking at water or hear them growling in their abdomen It is believed that the victims will eventually die – especially men, who will give birth to their puppies through the penis.

 

Witch doctors offer oral cures, which they claim will dissolve the puppies, allowing them to pass through the digestive system and be excreted "without the knowledge of the patient".

 

Doctors in India have tried to educate the public about the dangers of believing in this condition. Most sufferers are referred to psychiatric services, but in rare instances patients fail to take anti-rabies medication in time, thinking that they are pregnant with a puppy and thus the witch doctor's medicine will cure them. Since rabies is so deadly, this is a very dangerous idea. This is further compounded by witch doctors stating that their medicine will fail if sufferers seek scientific treatment.

 

Some psychiatrists believe that the syndrome meets the criteria for a culture-bound disorder

[manwiththestick]

10 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Mental thread this, don't make 'em like this anymore. I was in work at the time and put 'Dog in a pink dress' into Google to make some stupid joke then a couple of days later some girl who was sat next to me asked if she could use my computer to Google something as her one didn't have internet access, she puts the word 'D' in the search engine and it immediately comes up with my previous search for the Dog in a dress. Awkward.

 

Anyway was looking at something on Wikipedia before (Tony's Ma) and it linked to this. What the fuck?

 

Puppy pregnancy syndrome - Wikipedia

 

 

 

"Stupid joke", you're not fooling us

 

[Juniper]

On 18/05/2011 at 18:55, Strontium Dog™ said:

I'm not fishing, and I want you to explain to me why it should be a jailable offence to touch an animal's cock.

Haha, still one of the greatest things ever typed on the forum, nearly ten whole years later. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

On 18/05/2011 at 18:55, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I'm not fishing, and I want you to explain to me why it should be a jailable offence to touch an animal's cock.

This is amazing. 

[Dr Nowt]

[Sugar Ape]

11 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

"Stupid joke", you're not fooling us

 

If you’re trying to imply that I knock one out looking at images of dogs in dresses then you’re goddamn right I do. 

[Bjornebye]

This thread was absolutely side splitting until a post at 19:29 on the 30/7/2014. 

[Geoff Woade]

[Strontium]

Thanos didn't go far enough.

[Liverpool lad]

Anyone sum this up?

[Strontium]

Murder is worse than rape, except if it's an animal, then it's the other way around.

 

Consistency, folks.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

You can't "murder" an animal, soft ollies.

[Dr Nowt]

If you only touched it’s cock, rape would be a stiff sentence.

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

If you only touched it’s cock, rape would be a stiff sentence.

 

So you're saying that Stronts should be banged in the slammer?