That Woman who shagged the dog

[moof]

If you stopped fucking dogs then people would stop saying you fuck dogs.

[Captain Turdseye]

No, I don't think I get misunderstood a lot, I think people twist my words.

 

If I was that much of a cunt, I would have contacted my solicitor (E. Rex Makin) and asked him to ensure that the libels against me in this thread be removed.

 

If I was that much of a cunt, I would also have issued a writ for libel against the News International employee who first made baseless, untrue and seriously defamatory allegations against me in this thread.

 

There is no reason on this earth why anyone should have to put up with total lies written about them on the Internet.

 

Fucking hell mate, you're not doing yourself any favours with your solicitors name.

[Fugitive]

No, I don't think I get misunderstood a lot, I think people twist my words.

 

If I was that much of a cunt, I would have contacted my solicitor (E. Rex Makin) and asked him to ensure that the libels against me in this thread be removed.

 

If I was that much of a cunt, I would also have issued a writ for libel against the News International employee who first made baseless, untrue and seriously defamatory allegations against me in this thread.

 

There is no reason on this earth why anyone should have to put up with total lies written about them on the Internet.

Once again.... Wow.

[PestiRed]

No, I don't think I get misunderstood a lot, I think people twist my words.If I was that much of a cunt, I would have contacted my solicitor (E. Rex Makin) and asked him to ensure that the libels against me in this thread be removed.If I was that much of a cunt, I would also have issued a writ for libel against the News International employee who first made baseless, untrue and seriously defamatory allegations against me in this thread.There is no reason on this earth why anyone should have to put up with total lies written about them on the Internet.

If you need to know the name of a solicitor who works on libel cases then you probably need to question your behaviour. Unless you're threatening us with the bloke who helped you compete the paperwork on your house purchase?

[Bjornebye]

Im certain no-one actually thinks you fucked a dog... Doesn't change the fact that you are an arse.

[Strontium]

If you need to know the name of a solicitor who works on libel cases then you probably need to question your behaviour. Unless you're threatening us with the bloke who helped you compete the paperwork on your house purchase?

As it happens, he did do the conveyancing on my house. However he's also good at stopping people from telling defamatory lies, my parents have used him for that in the past, among other things.

 

And it's not my behaviour which is questionable here, so less of the victim blaming.

[Stouffer]

Is this making any of you feel better about yourselves?

 

Beyond silly now.

[Josef Svejk]

Over three years later, the wound has yet to heal.

 

 

[Trumo]

To read the last few pages of this thread, people could be forgiven for wondering if SD is 'That Woman' of the thread title. Not by him obviously. Before you kick off again SD, I should point out that I've never said that you bum dogs.

[Fugitive]

If Rex is not available, may I suggest Lionel Hutz.

[Dr Nowt]

Can you libel an anonymous avatar?

 

Genuine question fur my own knowledge, before anyone gets roverexcited.

[ZonkoVille77]

If Rex is not available, may I suggest Lionel Hutz.

Is he Israeli?

[Fugitive]

I need to be careful. I accused Rico of being a Yorkshire Ripper copycat before.

[moof]

I might go through everyone's posting history and build up a massive defamation case against anyone who has been mean to me. Seems like a great idea.

[Spy Bee]

Do you wear Mates condoms when you are shagging dogs?

No, D'you Rex?

[littletedwest]

Only caught the last couple of pages of this, now read the whole thread.

 

beastiality jokes turns into someone defending it as natural before then threatening to release the hounds (in a legal sense)This is what makes this site great.

 

I'm certain some people on here don't exist and dave is a comedy genius up there with Chris Morris with his subversive humour.

[Josef Svejk]

[Fugitive]

I might go through everyone's posting history and build up a massive defamation case against anyone who has been mean to me. Seems like a great idea.

Does anyone know how to delete the internet?

[Trumo]

Does anyone know how to delete the internet?

 

Dave manages to do it on a weekly basis so ask him.

[Pidge]

Telling people to shut up when they complain about injustices against them is a tactic used by the right wing press.

 

and the current government...

 

/legalaid

[Dr Nowt]

 

Would tag length have allowed for "Eeh Rex, you're Makin me horny"?

Sorry, last one.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Jesus Stronts - of all the briefs to name check on a thread such as this you pick 'sexy rexy' makin.

 

Was it dogs abuse that took down that killed the joint yesterday!

[The-Sir]

Haven't had time to read the whole thread, so to summarise, does Strontium Dog fuck dogs?

[Rico1304]

A vet was struck off yesterday for fucking horses and dogs. All that studying for nothing, didn't he know he could just buy one.

[Dr Nowt]

Jesus, that's a fucking horrible thing to read. Will he still have the means to continue T*OP?