That Woman who shagged the dog

[Remmie]

Are we really doing yet another tedious fucking round of haha stronts fingers dogs? 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Are we really doing yet another tedious fucking round of haha stronts fingers dogs? 

You’d have to ask him. 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Are we really doing yet another tedious fucking round of haha stronts fingers dogs? 

I'm surprised anyone ever talks about anything else to be honest. Amazing stuff.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Are we really doing yet another tedious fucking round of haha stronts fingers dogs? 

Makes a change from Cats.

[skend04]

On 18/05/2011 at 22:14, robslappa said:

Who licked the dogs out?

Had never read this thread but the simple genius of this post had me in stitches this morning and I've been singing it since.

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Had never read this thread but the simple genius of this post had me in stitches this morning and I've been singing it since.

It is a fantastic post. My missus asked me what I was giggling at earlier, which was slightly awkward.

[stringvest]

On 19/05/2011 at 00:42, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

 

How do you know what's "natural" and what isn't? Do you have a hotline to God?

 

 

 

Thanks for proving my point. My problem is with people who cannot utilise their brains and follow simple logic. In this instance, "why is it okay to murder animals but not to touch them up" is the logical conundrum in question, but hardly anyone seems to want to confront the contradiction therein.

 

I was born 100 years too early.

or 14 years too early in dog years

[stringvest]

On 05/08/2014 at 10:06, dennis tooth said:

A man who fights for the rights of all mankind to touch dog's cocks, and little black boys and little white girls, will one day hold dogs cocks together. I have a cream. I have a dream that my four little puppies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their fur, but by the content of their scrotum. I have a dream today

Martin Luther King Charles Spaniel

[Trumo]

On 17/05/2011 at 13:12, WaltonRed said:

Dog sex grandmother's partner Lee McCall in dock over child porn stash - Liverpool Local News - News - Liverpool Echo

 

Her partners just been done for Child Porn on his computer.

 

That is one fucked up family.

 

I'm sure the liberals would say they need help cos they're clearly mental, I'd just drop them in the Mersey

 

[Kevin D]

On 05/08/2014 at 10:06, dennis tooth said:

A man who fights for the rights of all mankind to touch dog's cocks, and little black boys and little white girls, will one day hold dogs cocks together. I have a cream. I have a dream that my four little puppies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their fur, but by the content of their scrotum. I have a dream today

 

Excellent read.

[Bjornebye]

On 30/07/2014 at 20:06, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Fucking hell mate, you're not doing yourself any favours with your solicitors name.

Hahahahaha 

[Clem H Fandango]

has she entered crufts this year? or has crufts entered her?

[Jairzinho]

On 17/05/2011 at 14:29, Carradona said:

There's just something not right when I see that a couple aged 42 and 44 are grandparents. It gets worse when one of them is shagging the pet dog and the other is a fucking nonce.

 

On 19/05/2011 at 01:28, Steve Holt said:

 

I love how, of all the problems in the world, one of your big ones is "I'm not allowed to fuck dogs". Get a grip.

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On 19/05/2011 at 16:46, Anubis said:

I have no idea why people are calling Stronts a dogfucker.

 

Clearly he used the word animals, so he's not limiting his potential sexual contact to dogs. I'd say that shows he's a broad minded chap. He did say his girlfriend was from rural pastures, so maybe she introduced him to new ways of thinking.

 

On 19/05/2011 at 16:54, Fowlers God said:

 

So is infact a horse?

 

On 19/05/2011 at 16:57, Elmyn Noos said:

The most unnatural feeling I get from reading this thread is that I find myself agreeing with Stronts.

 

Not my cup of chihuahua, but if the dog is game, and the human is game, then it's game on as far as I can see. Where's the harm, and who are we to judge?

 

That said, when a dog says no it means no. I'm not advocating dog rape.*

 

 

 

 

*Unless she was asking for it by acting the slut.

 

On 19/05/2011 at 18:07, Elmyn Noos said:

 

Do you have any evidence that it does cause them pain and/or discomfort? They might enjoy it for all you know. Surely if a dog doesn't want to be fucked it is usually more than capable of making it impossible? Ergo, dog wants it. Dead hard.

 

Unless of course the dog can't resist the advances of the horny besto because said dog is disabled in some way. However in that case, as with humans, you'd think they just be pleased to be getting some.

 

On 20/05/2011 at 00:54, Liverpool lad said:

Starting to come round to SDs thinking now, if you look after them and buy them stuff, why can't you shag them? No different from a woman really

 

On 20/05/2011 at 10:51, dennis tooth said:

I was thinking, since we eat mars bars would it be OK to fuck one?

 

On 20/05/2011 at 15:24, Pony Princess said:

 

I'm sure theres something in middle-eastern countries like.. you can fuck a female animal no problem but if you fuck a male animal, thats gay and you can be put to death.

 

On 20/01/2012 at 11:03, sparta7 said:

I worked up in Hull for a while, and on my first evening there picked up the local paper and it had a story of a bloke being sent down for banging a goat. He was down the allotments, felt a bit horny, the goat was there and off they went.

 

However the allotments were next to a railway line, and a train was stuck at a red signal, so the passengers were treated to a grandstand view of him going at this goat like an outraged stormtrooper. The Humberside police switchboard went into meltdown with people from this train ringing them up about it.

 

The killer though were the comments after the sentencing, a Humberside copper said "well the goat doesnt appear to be suffering any ill effects". How would he know? The goat might be saying to her mates "yeah....just sex it was, never heard from him since. All men are just bastards...."

 

On 30/07/2014 at 21:05, moof said:

If you stopped fucking dogs then people would stop saying you fuck dogs.

 

On 30/07/2014 at 21:34, Josef Svejk said:

 

On 02/08/2014 at 12:05, Pony Princess said:

I was washing my horses cock yesterday. Was glad one of the more experienced horse folk pulled me to one side and explained I shouldn't use my mouth.

 

On 11/04/2017 at 10:33, dennis tooth said:

Yeah I can relate to that as i didn't want what they said about rolf Harris to be true. He seemed a good egg

 

A few choice favourites. Possibly none more than the first here.

 

"The grandparents were quite young BUT GET THIS, IT GETS WORSE..."

 

"Ha, yeah, go on, mate"

 

"They had sexual intercourse with children and animals"

 

"Oh"

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've been thinking about this a lot lately and I actually agree with Strontz on some points. 

 

Why is it OK to breed, raise, kill, skin and eat animals on a huge, industrial scale but the second a Nan gives one a nosh we start clutching our pearls?

 

It's not something I approve of, but it's weird that the law treats mass slaughter as OK but laying with a beast completely the other, which I think was strontz point before S*nverlining did his usually trick of being hilarious on every thread for a month. 

 

And no, I don't finger dogs thank you very much. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

I've been thinking about this a lot lately and I actually agree with Strontz on some points. 

 

Why is it OK to breed, raise, kill, skin and eat animals on a huge, industrial scale but the second a Nan gives one a nosh we start clutching our pearls?

 

It's not something I approve of, but it's weird that the law treats mass slaughter as OK but laying with a beast completely the other, which I think was strontz point before S*nverlining did his usually trick of being hilarious on every thread for a month. 

 

And no, I don't finger dogs thank you very much. 

 

 

Another dog shagger. 

 

 

 

 

Jokes aside, I too see Strontz point that he was trying to make. He could have made it easier for himself but his point was fair. I think someone correctly pointed out though that whilst killing animals to eat isn't "humane" it's something that has been done since the dawn of time. Shagging them is morally repugnant. Are our morals as humans all wrong? of that there is no doubt. Should we all start shagging dogs? Absolutely not. 

[Stouffer]

Fuckin' Noos

[Fowlers God]

On 24/03/2021 at 08:36, Captain Turdseye said:

You’d have to ask him. 

Love it

[Bjornebye]

FG in the area 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I thought strontz didn’t drive ? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 29/03/2021 at 10:31, Paulie Dangerously said:

And no, I don't finger dogs thank you very much. 

 

More of a cat man?

[dockers_strike]

Thought Katie Price was in the news again!?

[stringvest]

A chum of ours with some songwriting pedigree wrote a song from the perspective of his dog, called "Kiss me like you mean it".  

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Carvalho Diablo]