British woman beheaded

[Sugar Ape]

I always preferred Gran Canaria myself.

 

BBC News - Tenerife: British woman beheaded in attack in Canaries

 

A British woman has been beheaded in a shop in Spain's Canary Islands, officials say.

 

Spanish media said a homeless Bulgarian man had been arrested in the town of Los Cristianos.

 

Witnesses said a man entered a Chinese supermarket in a shopping centre and stabbed then beheaded the 62-year-old woman. He is said to have dropped the head outside before being tackled.

 

A local official said the man appeared to choose his victim at random.

 

Witnesses said the man entered the Chinese supermarket in Valdes Shopping Centre and attacked the woman without saying a word.

 

"Apparently this gentleman without any motive or any reason... entered the shop and then cut this woman's neck and took the head in his hand outside," said local councillor Manuel Reveron.

 

A security guard then managed to wrestle the man to the ground, he said.

 

"I parked my car and saw a man running out with something bloody in his hands and a security guard chasing him," one witness was quoted as telling local radio.

 

"He threw it to the ground, it almost hit me and what he had been carrying was a woman's head."

 

In a video posted on YouTube, Colin Kirby of Tenerifemagazine.com said security guards held down the suspect until the police arrived.

 

"The security and the police had to hold people off - they were queuing up - they were trying basically to kick the hell out of the guy," he said.

 

Police sources told Spanish media the suspect had a police record.

[Anubis]

Initially I thought that read British woman beheaded in attack by canaries.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

"Apparently this gentleman without any motive or any reason... entered the shop and then cut this woman's neck and took the head in his hand outside," said local councillor Manuel Reveron.

 

Lets refer to mental bastards as gentlemen eh? lost in translation i reckon.

[Anubis]

Lets refer to mental bastards as gentlemen eh? lost in translation i reckon.

 

How do you know he was mental? Maybe she was a vampire and he'd stuffed garlic in the mouth first to ensure she couldn't rise again, Hammer Dracula-style.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

How do you know he was mental? Maybe she was a vampire and he'd stuffed garlic in the mouth first to ensure she couldn't rise again, Hammer Dracula-style.

 

Homeless bulgarian man = mental. Doesn't have to be homeless, just that all bulgarians are mentalists.

[stevebaby]

All women yap too much and sho won't be doing that now. Serves her right really...she was bound to be a nagger.

[Carradona]

Dangerous place. I won't beheading there any time soon.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

That deserves rep cain. I owe you.

[odris]

Should have ordered the crispy DUCK instead, am I right?

[Mathewbet1]

your not wrong

[a stoner]

I wonder if she'll beheading home on BA or by freight?

[ngogswilly]

I want to make some form of inappropriate joke using the word head but I actually can't bring myself to do it. Poor fucker, that is some seriously fucked up shit.

[Unrighteous]

I want to make some form of inappropriate joke using the word head but I actually can't bring myself to do it. Poor fucker, that is some seriously fucked up shit.

 

Are you sure that you're just not being lazy?

[TheResonator]

Was it a woman he killed, or did he guillotine-ager?

[Mendoza]

People didnt believe her when she said she was heading off abroad.

[Trumo]

Police sources told Spanish media the suspect had a police record.

 

There had to be a Sting in the tale.

 

or

 

Every breath you take

Every move you make

Every bond you break

Every step you take

I'm beheading you

[Magic Sponge]

He only popped in the shop to buy head and shoulders.

[Gym Beglin]

Witnesses said a man entered a Chinese supermarket in a shopping centre and stabbed then beheaded the 62-year-old woman. He is said to have dropped the head outside before being tackled.

 

I'm not sure about store policy there, but I've dropped bottles of booze on the way out of Tesco's before and they've replaced them.

[Hermes]

This reminds me of the hitman in Tesco a while back. Arthur (known to friends as Arti) agreed to strangle a friends wife who was having an affair, for a fee of only £1.

 

He was told she would be shopping wearing a red coat.

 

He followed a woman fitting her description and did the deed in the aisle between the bread and the beer. As he was walking out another woman wearing a red coat entered the shop. To be sure he strangled her as well.

 

The next day it was reported:

 

ARTICHOKES TWO FOR A POUND IN TESCO

[bri]

Cutting her head off is a Bit below the belt.

 

 

See what I Did there

[Pony Princess]

she gave him head etc

[dennis tooth]

She probably didn't even notice he was lopping off her head as she was looking at some things on offer at the time, you know women when shopping. 20% OFF!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sick cunt. Hope he gets assraped to oblivion in jail.

 

edit: oh and er, *insert head pun here*

[TheBitch]

Ryanair have charged Jenifer Mills-Westleys family £65 in excess baggage fees to bring her back to the UK. I suppose that's what you get for not booking ahead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOO SOON???

[Acid]

I don't know what she was doing in the supermarket, she had an appointment at the hairdressers at the time. She was going in for a bit off the top.