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How many penguins do you reckon it would take to defeat you in a fight ?

TheBitch

By TheBitch,
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How many?  

26 members have voted

  1. 1. How many?

    • 1 - 10
      6
    • 11 - 20
      1
    • 21 - 30
      1
    • 31 - 40
      2
    • 41 - 50
      3
    • 51 - 60
      0
    • 61 - 70
      2
    • 71 - 80
      0
    • 80 +
      7
    • No amount of penguins are taking me down.
      7

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Guest PurpleNose

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I've gone 80+. They're a perfect height for a swift kick to the face.

 

I'd finally be taken down due to exhaustion.

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a stoner Experienced

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I'd say 30. I think i'd tire myself out kicking them and do my back in from bending down, picking them up and headbutting them.

 

Eventually, i'd just give up and get pecked to death. It would be like the Sky-Burial form of being buried alive.

 

You know penguins can't fly don't you?

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Flying Pig Veteran

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I would class some sort of outdoor heating apparatus as a weapon if you were using it to defeat them.

 

Also, I dont think he is referring to the chocolate biscuit variety.

 

It's typical of TB to not completely set out the rules.

 

He's more interested in shagging women and drinking which is sad considering the amount of libraries and summer fetes he could attend.

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TheBitch Grand Master

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It's typical of TB to not completely set out the rules.

 

He's more interested in shagging women and drinking which is sad considering the amount of libraries and summer fetes he could attend.

 

I'm a huge fan of libraries and summer fetes. I am, however, a huger fan of shagging women and drinking. Sorry.

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I'm a huge fan of libraries and summer fetes. I am, however, a huger fan of shagging women and drinking. Sorry.

 

I hope you go to confession my dear man. The sins of the flesh have taken over your soul.

 

Shagging is boss though. I believe.

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MOGLET Proficient

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I'm a huge fan of libraries and summer fetes. I am, however, a huger fan of shagging women and drinking. Sorry.

 

 

Have you tried melting a penguin in any of the said ladies?

 

 

I mean the chocolate biscuit version obviously.

 

 

 

 

 

Too early in the day for perversion?

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neko Grand Master

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Based on previous experience, I've settled on around 50.

 

I've tackled smaller gangs of Emperors without much problem. The best thing to do is go for their leader first, then the rest usually brick it.

 

When confronted with over 100 over those nasty Rockhoppers last week though, I decided that it was better to run and fight another day.

 

Vicious bastards...

 

Rockhopper%20Penguin.jpg

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