Auto correct

[Travis Bickle]

Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories

[melons]

I've told this story on here before.

 

 

I was having a massive row with a plank of a man. He said something rather offensive, i took the knock and offered to LICK his arse instead of KICK his arse.

[Jennings]

Bump...

 

[Lucky Pierre]

A girl in work told me today how she missed out the letter O when writing the word 'account' onto some customer notes.

[sir roger]

:idea:

A girl in work told me today how she missed out the letter O when writing the word 'account' onto some customer notes.

 

We used to have secretaries in work & one constantly typed 'acocunt' instead of account & as this was in a Bank it was obviously a problem.

 

After a conflab, the under-manager got told to raise it with her & tried to do it as quietly as possible. As soon as he showed her about 3 or 4 examples she just roared laughing and said ' Ha Ha, a coconut '. He just gave up and left her to it.

[Bjornebye]

You can go into windows and change peoples word settings so it automatically changes words so that when they type something into outlook, the new word automatically appears.

 

anyway, a few years ago i was managing a sales team in a call centre and the quality guy was a bit of a prick so I fucked about with his settings.

End of everyday he had to send a write up to the client about changes, issues etc he has had. I changed random words like 'sale' to 'tree' and 'attempt' to 'gay' etc. The fucking stupid cunt typed out a big long report and didn't even notice then sent it to the client.

Horrible twat he was, he grassed me in when I told him it was me. I'd already told the client who found it funny but one of the directors got wind, cracked a semi-joke semi-remark to the lad and he fucking blew me up. I got pulled in as I should have known better as a manager and am setting the wrong example to the team. Lost my bonus and all.

Fucking grassing twat.

[GR10 LFC]

:idea:

 

We used to have secretaries in work & one constantly typed 'acocunt' instead of account & as this was in a Bank it was obviously a problem.

 

After a conflab' date=' the under-manager got told to raise it with her & tried to do it as quietly as possible. As soon as he showed her about 3 or 4 examples she just roared laughing and said ' Ha Ha, a coconut '. He just gave up and left her to it.[/quote']

 

Haha, we used to have a secretary in our bank as well. Classic she did was start a letter - dear Mr Customer. Your acunt....

She was always doing it

[niallers]

Bump. Some really funny ones in there.

http://dontpkethebear.com/25-funny-auto-correct-fails/

[littletedwest]

love how my predictive text used to change queue to steve.

 

"won't be long I'm stuck in a big steve"

[niallers]

Bump. Some quality new ones

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/the-most-concerning-autocorrect-fails-of-all-time?sub=3307853_3080832&s=mobile#3080832