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Eurovision Song Contest


RedinSweden
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I would horse the fuck out of the Italian bird. Like, full on intercourse. Even hugging. I'd bring her out and even let her choose from the menu. I'd dress in a bikini and and prance around like the home help. I think I love her.

 

But would you crawl over broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie?

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Was hoping I wouldn't need to be the one to bump this, but here we go.

 

The usual story, uk are shit, tidy European birds, cheesy dancing etc.

 

Love a bit of the arl eurovision me, anyone else watching?

 

 

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My missus has it on here. I keep having to nip out for a quick wank

I have my "wanky pants" on, I cut holes through the pockets for easy and reasonably discreet access.

 

Saves time in the long run.

 

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