Eurovision Song Contest

[Captain Turdseye]

Just fell asleep with a pint of ale in my hand and poured it all over the new couch. 
 

I'm awake now. Not even a shit beer either, a Leffe Blonde which is gonna stink. Just gone at it hard with warm water and Febreeze. 

[Captain Turdseye]

A damning indictment on this year’s standard. 
 

F**tball had nothing to do with it. 

[Tj hooker]

That Spanish bird would certainly get a game 

[Guest]

25 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

That Spanish bird would certainly get a game 

Definitely a j lo song.

[Guest]

Who came up with the idea that you’re not allowed to vote for your own country? That’s bonkers. Has it always been that way?

[Tj hooker]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

Who came up with the idea that you’re not allowed to vote for your own country? That’s bonkers. Has it always been that way?

Pretty sure its always been a rule 

[Guest]

This maneskin have got away with lifting the guitar riff from smells like teen spirit

[Guest]

Don’t get close to the table haha

[Pete]

7 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

This maneskin have got away with lifting the guitar riff from smells like teen spirit

I thought that too! 

[ZonkoVille77]

I only watch this to have a good aul wank at the Richard the Third's. 

 

It's a bit messed up this season. 

 

Come on Serbia, ye cunts. 

[Pete]

What’s going on ?? Fucking winning at the moment.

[Aventus]

11 minutes ago, Pete said:

What’s going on ?? Fucking winning at the moment.

 

His name was written on the eurovision trophy after this performance. 

[John102]

Ive not watched this for years. Im sure you used to get 12 points or something like that. Turned on to see Ukraine get 400 odd points. Credibility has gone.

[Leyton388]

Hahahaha

 

Fuck off Putin. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Came second to Ukraine who clearly got the political/sympathy vote. Pretty good. 

[Oh Buoy]

I don't think anyone was beating Ukraine. Booo. 

[Special K]

A moment, please, for the Swedish singer. Gorgeous looking lady

[TheBitch]

10 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Ukraine are 1/3 to win here…

 

What a piss take. My kid is making me stay up late for this shit. 

I had a good day yesterday so bought myself some money. 

[Pete]

8 hours ago, John102 said:

Ive not watched this for years. Im sure you used to get 12 points or something like that. Turned on to see Ukraine get 400 odd points. Credibility has gone.

All to do with the public vote. Changes everything. 

[Red Phoenix]

11 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just fell asleep with a pint of ale in my hand and poured it all over the new couch. 
 

I'm awake now. Not even a shit beer either, a Leffe Blonde which is gonna stink. Just gone at it hard with warm water and Febreeze. 

 

[Trumo]

12 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just fell asleep with a pint of ale in my hand and poured it all over the new couch. 
 

I'm awake now. Not even a shit beer either, a Leffe Blonde which is gonna stink. Just gone at it hard with warm water and Febreeze. 

 

This should be sent to the Sunday Sport. "Man shags sofa for ale."

[TD_LFC]

 

[Gnasher]

11 hours ago, Aventus said:

 

His name was written on the eurovision trophy after this performance. 

Yeah he's got a great voice, and a wise move chosing Triple H's younger brother as the UK representative, mop up the wrestling vote. Sounds very Everton but this is one unique occasion where second is really first.

[Remmie]

15 hours ago, TheBitch said:

I had a good day yesterday so bought myself some money. 

Yeah me too, made around a ton on top of another ton on the f**tball yesterday. The eurovision becomes vaguely watchable when you have money on it and early on I thought my bets were fucked until I understood how the voting worked

[Bjornebye]

Shortlisted with Glasgow to host it next year. Great for the city if it wins.