Eurovision Song Contest

[Guest]

Says alot about the quality of the music that the best thing about the competition is the level of crumpet. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

Pointless ( literally ) pile of steaming shite and haven't watched it in decades. Did ABBA win ?  

ABBA are the only true winners of this competition. 

[Trumo]

At this point, the only option for the UK is to reanimate Cliff Richard's withered corpse, put him in Geri Halliwell's Union Jack dress and make him sing about caravan holidays in Mablethorpe to appease the flag-shagging Brexit gammons.

[A Red]

2 minutes ago, Trumo said:

At this point, the only option for the UK is to reanimate Cliff Richard's withered corpse, put him in Geri Halliwell's Union Jack dress and make him sing about caravan holidays in Mablethorpe to appease the flag-shagging Brexit gammons.

You meant to say the working class obviously

[Trumo]

10 minutes ago, A Red said:

You meant to say the working class obviously

 

Obviously.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Trumo said:

At this point, the only option for the UK is to reanimate Cliff Richard's withered corpse, put him in Geri Halliwell's Union Jack dress and make him sing about caravan holidays in Mablethorpe to appease the flag-shagging Brexit gammons.

Is Cliff dead? I missed that. Whose gonna serenade the wimbledon blerts when it pisses down now then? Eminem I hope. 

[Jairzinho]

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[Guest]

 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 23/05/2021 at 12:30, magicrat said:

Pointless ( literally ) pile of steaming shite and haven't watched it in decades. Did ABBA win ?  

Kids enjoy it though mate. And Bjornebye tunes in every year. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

 

Just mesmerising. 

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Kids enjoy it though mate. And Bjornebye tunes in every year. 

Repped for spotting I'm a curmudgeonly old git ! 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Just mesmerising. 

I'm guessing they watched the will ferrell film. 

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm guessing they watched the will ferrell film. 

The lead singer looks like Dylan Klebold one of the Colombine duo 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 23/05/2021 at 11:06, Chip Butty said:

Whyominee, nil pwaar

 

Great Britain, no points.

Roughly translated 'Brexit? Fuck you.'

[Captain Turdseye]

Ukraine are 1/3 to win here…

 

What a piss take. My kid is making me stay up late for this shit. 

[Captain Willard]

I love it. Decent rose, some cheese and I’m settled for the night. 

[Captain Willard]

On 26/05/2021 at 20:38, VladimirIlyich said:

Roughly translated 'Brexit? Fuck you.'

The uk are probably going to come second. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Captain Willard said:

The uk are probably going to come second. 

3/1 at the bookies to finish 2nd. It’s some TikTok knobhead apparently. 

[Stouffer]

Those Romanian ladies will have a lot of friends I'd imagine. 

[Captain Willard]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

3/1 at the bookies to finish 2nd. It’s some TikTok knobhead apparently. 

I’ve got £5 e/w at 6:1 

[Captain Willard]

This Portuguese song is dreary health spa shit

[Guest]

Celine Dion won the Eurovision Song Contest? Fuck me, I didn’t know that.

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Those Romanian ladies will have a lot of friends I'd imagine. 

They were certainly easy on the eyes

[Guest]

Give that wolf a banana?

[KMD7]

25 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Celine Dion won the Eurovision Song Contest? Fuck me, I didn’t know that.

Late 80's I think.