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Bah. Inflatable tits.

 

Hate that in a woman.

 

Might as well go the whole hog and buy a blow-up doll.

 

No thanks - and it doesn't matter how much she begs.

 

Gay.

 

Personally I'd smash her miff so hard the local psychiatrists would have to invent a whole new classification of mentalism due to her funny walk, peculiar aroma & constant gozziness.

 

That's if I hadn't killed & eaten her first mind.

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SinceSixtyFive wants that Indian out of The Village People to fire arrows at him, but instead of having arrow tips on the end they'd have cocks and would be aimed at his bum.

 

He's got a point, apart from the cock shaped arrows. The gap between her breasts, you would never get a tit wank off her. But I could look past that and still give her six of the best!

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Gay.

 

Personally I'd smash her miff so hard the local psychiatrists would have to invent a whole new classification of mentalism due to her funny walk, peculiar aroma & constant gozziness.

 

That's if I hadn't killed & eaten her first mind.

 

Ah, Paraphrenia? A condition where you fucked her so hard and ate her legs that she went mental?

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