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I'm serious of this, but are you? (MY EXIT) Will not come on her again


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11 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Tim Vincken can barely get a game in the Dutch fourth  (or fifth - Wikipedia isn't sure) division. 

Needs to focus back on the football...

 

“I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.”

“I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation.”

“I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.”

“I rang up British Telecom and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again.'”

“I saw this bloke chatting-up a cheetah and I thought: ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.'”

“The advantages of easy origami are two-fold.”

 

 

"I once had a trial at Liverpool.  For shoplifting it was..."

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12 hours ago, razor said:

Needs to focus back on the football...

 

“I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.”

“I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation.”

“I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.”

“I rang up British Telecom and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again.'”

“I saw this bloke chatting-up a cheetah and I thought: ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.'”

“The advantages of easy origami are two-fold.”

 

 

"I once had a trial at Liverpool.  For shoplifting it was..."

 

"Ted, did you say Jack had a trial for Liverpool."

 

"No Dougal, Jack was on trial in Liverpool."

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