Tory Country

[Mudface]

That's ridiculous. Fucking animal. And fuck the others who just stood and let it happen.

[Stickman]

Theresa Coffey new minister in charge at DWP....No wonder they're so far ahead in the polls

 

[Anubis]

Are you sure that’s not Ken Clarke?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 hours ago, Stickman said:

Theresa Coffey new minister in charge at DWP....No wonder they're so far ahead in the polls

 

 

Here she is collecting David Cameron's date. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 hours ago, Stickman said:

Theresa Coffey new minister in charge at DWP....No wonder they're so far ahead in the polls

 

 

Here she is collecting David Cameron's date. 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She also has fuck all experience. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

She also has fuck all experience. 

Lack of experience is much less of a problem than lack of empathy and lack of brains

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Lack of experience is much less of a problem than lack of empathy and lack of brains

Lad i know used to work for the council and had to go to see Esther McVey when she was Wirral MP. It was to brief her on something she has no idea about, town planning or some shit, said she just talked over him for half an hour then went for her dinner. To think the DWP was once in her hands. Amazing stuff.

[deiseach]

36 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Lack of experience is much less of a problem than lack of empathy and lack of brains

Features, not bugs.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Lack of experience is much less of a problem than lack of empathy and lack of brains

 

I'd rather they had both mate, especially in the role she'll be filling. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

I'd rather they had both mate, especially in the role she'll be filling. 

No chance of either when there is a Tory running DWP

[sir roger]

Must be struggling for ministers if they have had to put Vera in place. 

[aRdja]

 

Would this in any way alarm the Tory voters at all? I mean it doesn’t get much worse than this surely right?

[Captain Turdseye]

7 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

 

Would this in any way alarm the Tory voters at all? I mean it doesn’t get much worse than this surely right?

 

She has apologised. What more do you want?

[aRdja]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

She has apologised. What more do you want?

The walk of shame but fully clothed please.

[Dr Nowt]

It’s an easy mistake to make.

[Chairman Meow]

2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Would this in any way alarm the Tory voters at all?

The weapons will be used against brown people. 

 

So probably not. 

 

We've all done it though, only the other day I was packing up some carburetor parts and accidentally sent a thermonuclear device to North Korea without realising it. 

[aRdja]

And this guy is seen as a ‘rising star’ in right wing politics. 

[Bruce Spanner]

I fucking hate Liz Truss, a complete incompetent.

 

No idea how she keeps getting portfolios, a disaster of a human and absolutely no idea about anything, ever.

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I fucking hate Liz Truss, a complete incompetent.

 

No idea how she keeps getting portfolios, a disaster of a human and absolutely no idea about anything, ever.

Perfect lobby and policy fodder. Stick her in a department, tell her what to do and she'll do it. Badly, obviously, because she's a fucking moron, but I don't think the current crop of Tories give much of a fuck as long as there's money to be made.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Christ... 

 

A thread: 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, viRdjil said:

And this guy is seen as a ‘rising star’ in right wing politics. 

I've heard this bullshit before, how the fuck can you have train companies competing for slots on railway lines, it would be fucking chaos, you'd end up with an even shittier service!

 

BR was fucking crap, because it was cut to the bone by Beeching, then chronically underfunded afterwards, and the unions were as culpable as anybody for some big projects not going ahead, but all of the improvements that privatisation was supposed to bring have unsurprisingly not materialised!

 

We need BR back, but this time properly funded, and run as a public service rather than a business looking to make a profit!

[Strontium]

10 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I've heard this bullshit before, how the fuck can you have train companies competing for slots on railway lines

 

We could ask the Germans, Italians etc how they manage it, I suppose.

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I've heard this bullshit before, how the fuck can you have train companies competing for slots on railway lines, it would be fucking chaos, you'd end up with an even shittier service!

 

BR was fucking crap, because it was cut to the bone by Beeching, then chronically underfunded afterwards, and the unions were as culpable as anybody for some big projects not going ahead, but all of the improvements that privatisation was supposed to bring have unsurprisingly not materialised!

 

We need BR back, but this time properly funded, and run as a public service rather than a business looking to make a profit!

We need Uber for trains. Stuck in Crewe with no trains for the next 45 minutes? Just call up an Uber and they'll be there in 5. OK, it may be a couple of Polish/ Pakistani (delete as appropriate post-Brexit) immigrants with a handcar, no insurance and a creative attitude towards robbing you, but hey, the app's nice and it's disrupting those socialist jerks right?

[Creator Supreme]

49 minutes ago, Mudface said:

We need Uber for trains. Stuck in Crewe with no trains for the next 45 minutes? Just call up an Uber and they'll be there in 5. OK, it may be a couple of Polish/ Pakistani (delete as appropriate post-Brexit) immigrants with a handcar, no insurance and a creative attitude towards robbing you, but hey, the app's nice and it's disrupting those socialist jerks right?

Sounds like a plan, can I get some shares?