Famous dwarves?

[stevebaby]

If I could find a fit one,I'd keep her as a pet. She could live in the backyard with the pot-bellied pig.

[Pony Princess]

I saw a black dwarf in a porno ages ago. She was licking the fanny of some fit white midget with multicoloured hair.

 

Wellying a midget is on my 'to-do' list before I die. I bet their little hands make my cock look massive - proper turn on.

[Sapiosexual]

Oh and ha anyone seen a black dwarf, my missus says she has but I don't believe her.

 

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[Trucker Paddy]

I saw a black dwarf in a porno ages ago. She was licking the fanny of some fit white midget with multicoloured hair.

 

Wellying a midget is on my 'to-do' list before I die. I bet their little hands make my cock look massive - proper turn on.

 

Somebody rep this man, I'm cracking up after reading that on the phone

[MOGLET]

 

 

Wee man from Jackass

[Furmedge]

 

David Rappaport. I think he topped himself.

 

On what, two Aspirin?

[William_Ulsterman]

 

rent a smurf stag party services. handcuffed to a dwarf the whole weekend, eat sleep shit with the pisshead.

[lifetime fan]

 

rent a smurf stag party services. handcuffed to a dwarf the whole weekend, eat sleep shit with the pisshead.

 

Someone do the honours please, I'm crying here.

[Crouchie]

Should be a few new famous little people on the back of Ricky Gervais's new sitcom Life's Too Short which follows the exploits the staff and clients of a talent agency for small people starring actor Warwick Davis.

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[Liverpool lad]

Can you get dwarf prostitutes in Amsterdam? A mate wants to know

[ScouseJim]

[Trumo]

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Given your name, that pretty much includes everybody who's famous doesn't it?

[RJ Fan club]

Midget throwing on stag dos looks like loads of fun.

 

There used to be a dwarf serving in my mates local, looked like the fella from Time Bandits, so much so my mate asked him. It wasn't thought.

 

There use to be a midget who used to go in our union bar. My mate kicked a porthole door open when she was behind it, she went flying. Good sport, she forgave him. She did not forgive my other mate when he cracked her on the forehead with a beer bottle as he was walking across the dancefloor the same night.

[silverlining]

"What's her name?"

"I don't know"

 

Brilliant!

[VladimirIlyich]

 

How about these lads?

[Crouchie]

 

How about these lads?

 

Some people really live a fairy tale life. Here's Verne Troyer with his ex-wife

[kingkenny78]

The one that commited suicide on set in the Wizard of Oz.

Apparently he was bereft at not getting the lollipop munchkin gig, and you can see him hang himself in the background of a forest scene.

Of course, this could be an urban myth and the footage is pretty inconclusive.

In fact, it's pretty dull as dwarf suicides go.

[Sut]

On the set of The Wizard of Oz they had to employ dwarf wranglers to control the little people when they were a little the worse for wear for drink. Remember reading about them always trying to cause fights and shag each other (and Judy Garland).

[kingkenny78]

David Niven alludes to something similar in his magic read: 'the Moon's a Balloon' ( it might have been one of his others )

For the premiere of Snow White, the studio hired seven dwarves to dance on the roof of the cinema. Anyway, it was a roasting hot Los Angeles day, and the seven little scamps proceeded to get pissed and dance around naked before having various drunken brawls over disputed card games. One of them even urinated off the cinema roof onto excited film-goers below.

[Sut]

Ace. I remember reading that a lot of the Wizard dwarves would carry knives that they'd threaten to stick anyone who looked at them funny with.

[William_Ulsterman]

Can you get dwarf prostitutes in Amsterdam? A mate wants to know

 

please dont ask me how i know this, but yes.

[Anubis]

please dont ask me how i know this, but yes.

 

Another tick on your 'to do' list.

[Pony Princess]

Dwarf dating

 

I've signed up for this and I am planning on shagging a midget before christmas, i'll keep you posted. Some of them are fit like.

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[Stu Monty]

 

rent a smurf stag party services. handcuffed to a dwarf the whole weekend, eat sleep shit with the pisshead.

 

Pretty fucked up, that. Gotta feel that someone who earns a living from dressing as a smurf and being handcuffed to people that are going to end up acting like drunken cunts has to have a pretty low value of themselves. Or a pretty high tolerance for shit work.

 

We have a weird attitude to dwarves, don't we? If you called to try and have a blind person to be hancuffed to they'd probably think you were a proper twat.