Famous dwarves?

[Rico1304]

I'm on a train back from London and am sitting next to a dwarf. I'm sure I recognise her but I'm fucked if I know where from. Do we have famous female dwarves? I'm kind of scared where this may go.

 

Oh and ha anyone seen a black dwarf, my missus says she has but I don't believe her.

[Sugar Ape]

Me, myself and Irene.

 

[Trumo]

Are you asking for actual dwarves or just short-arses?

 

Peter Dinklage.

 

As for female dwarves, no idea.

[Sugar Ape]

Don't know if she will count as a proper dwarf, but :

 

 

From the Poltergeist films used to scare me when I was a kid.

[Chairman Meow]

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[Carvalho Diablo]

I'm on a train back from London and am sitting next to a dwarf. I'm sure I recognise her but I'm fucked if I know where from. Do we have famous female dwarves? I'm kind of scared where this may go.

 

 

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[MOGLET]

There was that cute one in Total recall

 

 

 

 

 

 

Debbie Lee Carrington.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Midgets scare me. I'd have had to move

[Mendoza]

[Trumo]

Jamie Cullum.

[Sugar Ape]

Nick Nack

 

Don't look now

 

Rashid

[JohnnyH]

A mate of mine who’s forever employing the services of ladies of loose morals was over in Puerto Banus and was deciding on his paid fun for the night when he realised that he could fulfil a dream when he saw a dwarf prozzie. €200 for much fun. He said he liked that she could stand upright and give him a blowy. I pointed out that I thought that this basically meant he was a paedo. He disagreed, but said it didn’t matter as it was a great rattle.

 

This is the same bloke who was pulled over by the police with a prozzie. The police knew her of course but had the following conversation with my mate anyway.

 

Police – “Is this your car?”

My mate – “Yes”

Police – “Who is that with you”

My mate – “My sister”

Police - “What’s her name?”

My mate – “I don’t know”

 

Mate arrested.

[Vincent Vega]

Warwick Davis also known as R2-D2 and as an Ewok seen here with Anthony Daniels also known as C3-PO.

 

[Fowlers God]

The ompar lumpa in the original lives in leighton buzzard. he is married to another dwarf and they have two dwarf children, this is indeed a fact.

[RedBrian84]

Gimli, son of Gloin.

[Kevin D]

"The Badger" from Boston Legal, think she's a talented actress, I must say:

 

[Sut]

Kenny Baker was R2 D2. Warwick Davies was Wicket.

 

Dwarves strike me as being quite aggressive.

[Trumo]

Dwarves strike me as being quite aggressive.

 

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[MOGLET]

Kenny Baker was R2 D2. Warwick Davies was Wicket.

 

Dwarves strike me as being quite aggressive.

 

 

 

Small man syndrome.

[VladimirIlyich]

Kenny Baker was R2 D2. Warwick Davies was Wicket.

 

Dwarves strike me as being quite aggressive.

 

Its no different from the likes of Jack Russell and small Terrier dogs being aggressive as a protection against larger dogs.

We are all part of the animal kingdom after all.

[L19red]

Shades off Tiswas. Also played Randall in Time Bandits and ftoomsch in the young ones

[General Dryness]

Shades off Tiswas. Also played Randall in Time Bandits and ftoomsch in the young ones

 

David Rappaport. I think he topped himself.

[Trucker Paddy]

Jamie Cullum.

 

Fuckin hell he's tiny, have an album of his on iPod, brilliant version of Rhiannas "please don't stop the music" on the album

Anyway didn't realise what a short arse he is

[stevebaby]

A mate of mine who’s forever employing the services of ladies of loose morals was over in Puerto Banus and was deciding on his paid fun for the night when he realised that he could fulfil a dream when he saw a dwarf prozzie. €200 for much fun. He said he liked that she could stand upright and give him a blowy. I pointed out that I thought that this basically meant he was a paedo. He disagreed, but said it didn’t matter as it was a great rattle.

 

This is the same bloke who was pulled over by the police with a prozzie. The police knew her of course but had the following conversation with my mate anyway.

 

Police – “Is this your car?”

My mate – “Yes”

Police – “Who is that with you”

My mate – “My sister”

Police - “What’s her name?”

My mate – “I don’t know”

 

Mate arrested.

Fuckin' 'ell,if i laugh any more my head's gunna fall off!

[Anubis]

Lisa Hammond from Max & Paddy and Psychoville?