Fit Birds Who Fly Under the Radar

[Kevin D]

28 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I like how Michael Jordan seems to have decided the '90s were his era, so he'll just keep dressing like it. I can respect that.

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Paige Spiranac...American golfer

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Lucy Robson British golfer

[Section_31]

This ad keeps showing up on Facebook. Oh marone.

 

 

[Mook]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

This ad keeps showing up on Facebook. Oh marone.

 

 

Aye, I've noticed her too...

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Weird name 

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[redheart]

11 hours ago, Mook said:

Aye, I've noticed her too...

 

 

 

She looks very young you bunch of nonces

[AngryOfTuebrook]

@Shooter in the Motor has very niche taste in women.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, redheart said:

 

She looks very young you bunch of nonces

I'm glad you said that and not me,but my thoughts exactly.

[Scooby Dudek]

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Elbow too pointy 

[Mook]

3 hours ago, redheart said:

 

She looks very young you bunch of nonces

Aye, I'm sure JD Sports are using 15 year old models to model that sort of stuff.

 

Stick to posting pictures of birds with horrible tits.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

In fairness to @redheart, he tends to post women with real tits. Absolutely massive bouncy-castle tits, but real ones.

[Mook]

3 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

In fairness to @redheart, he tends to post women with real tits. Absolutely massive bouncy-castle tits, but real ones.

That's fantastic but if he's going to call me a nonce for posting a picture of a model who is probably 22 or something then I'm going to point out that he posts pictures of birds with minging tits.

[Section_31]

Talking of nonces, this was an interesting bit of trivia I heard a while back.

 

The word 'nonce' - a British slang word for paedophile actually originated in the Wakefield prison and comes from an acronym used by staff there.

The acronym N.O.N.C.E was marked on the cell card of any prisoner who may have been in danger of violence from other prisoners. It meant staff would not open their doors when other prisoners were out.

The acronym NONCE stands for 'not on normal courtyard exercise'.

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

25 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Talking of nonces, this was an interesting bit of trivia I heard a while back.

 

The word 'nonce' - a British slang word for paedophile actually originated in the Wakefield prison and comes from an acronym used by staff there.

The acronym N.O.N.C.E was marked on the cell card of any prisoner who may have been in danger of violence from other prisoners. It meant staff would not open their doors when other prisoners were out.

The acronym NONCE stands for 'not on normal courtyard exercise'.

 

 

The nursery rhyme Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush was also said to have originated from Wakefield Prison. A sprig was taken from Hatfield Hall, now a Golf Club, and grew into a full grown bush around which prisoners were said to exercise under moonlight. Apparently these prisoners were female so, if it’s true, it must have been a long time ago and there is no record as to whether any were nonces. 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Talking of nonces, this was an interesting bit of trivia I heard a while back.

 

The word 'nonce' - a British slang word for paedophile actually originated in the Wakefield prison and comes from an acronym used by staff there.

The acronym N.O.N.C.E was marked on the cell card of any prisoner who may have been in danger of violence from other prisoners. It meant staff would not open their doors when other prisoners were out.

The acronym NONCE stands for 'not on normal courtyard exercise'.

 

 

Do we know if she has a normal courtyard?

[redheart]

5 hours ago, Mook said:

Aye, I'm sure JD Sports are using 15 year old models to model that sort of stuff.

 

Stick to posting pictures of birds with horrible tits.

The issue is not her actual age but how old she looks.

 

She could be 47 for all I care but she looks young and too young for grown adults to be lusting after

[Mook]

Just now, redheart said:

The issue is not her actual age but how old she looks.

 

She could be 47 for all I care but she looks young and too young for grown adults to be lusting after

Of course the issue is her actual age.

 

People don't get done for statutory rape for shagging a 25 year old who looks 15 do they? The girl is clearly 18 or over if she's modelling like that for JD Sports.

 

You like looking at birds with big horrible tits, I like looking at birds who look in their 20s. Neither is a crime.

[A Red]

10 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

 

You like looking at birds with big horrible tits, I like looking at birds who look in their 20s. Neither is a crime.

Try telling my mrs that

[AngryOfTuebrook]

23 hours ago, Section_31 said:

This ad keeps showing up on Facebook. Oh marone.

 

 

 

20 hours ago, Mook said:

Aye, I've noticed her too...

 

 

Is that the same lass?

 

I'd say she looks borderline in the black - like, you probably would, but check her ID first - but definitely "all woman" in the pink.

[redheart]

35 minutes ago, Mook said:

Of course the issue is her actual age.

 

People don't get done for statutory rape for shagging a 25 year old who looks 15 do they? The girl is clearly 18 or over if she's modelling like that for JD Sports.

 

You like looking at birds with big horrible tits, I like looking at birds who look in their 20s. Neither is a crime.

Actually it does matter what she looks like.

 

She looks like a young girl. That picture in the black makes her look very young. Thus when anyone is looking at her and having certain thoughts it is extremely dubious

[Mook]

16 minutes ago, redheart said:

Actually it does matter what she looks like.

 

She looks like a young girl. That picture in the black makes her look very young. Thus when anyone is looking at her and having certain thoughts it is extremely dubious

Nae bother, that's me away to hand myself in.

[redheart]

5 minutes ago, Mook said:

Nae bother, that's me away to hand myself in.

Good man. It's for the protection of the public

 

[Bjornebye]

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