Fit Birds Who Fly Under the Radar

[Guest]

On 27/04/2022 at 10:18, Bjornebye said:

Whose side is she on before I decide if I'd let her take a shit on my bed or not? 

Depp's, she seems to have diagnosed Amber heard with a personality disorder.

[Guest]

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[Guest]

On 27/04/2022 at 10:04, Trumo said:

Dr Shannon Curry - currently testifying in the Depp/Heard shitfest.

 

 

 

I'd like to bang my gavel on her lectern.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Depp's, she seems to have diagnosed Amber heard with a personality disorder.

Wood 

[VladimirIlyich]

I hope she's available for prostate exams. Put my name down.

[Pete]

9 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Depp's, she seems to have diagnosed Amber heard with a personality disorder.

That she’s a crazy bitch? 

[DalyanPete]

11 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'd like to bang my gavel on her lectern.

Stunningly beautiful 

[Bjornebye]

DIY babe Georgina Burnett can come round mine and do some screwing 

 

 

 

[Kevin D]

Sanija Ameti. Swiss, president of an organisation that wants Switzerland to change their neutral status.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

On 28/04/2022 at 21:18, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'd like to bang my gavel on her lectern.

I'd like to bang mine up her rectum.

[Josef Svejk]

6 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Sanija Ameti. Swiss, president of an organisation that wants Switzerland to change their neutral status.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She looks like someone who thinks Switzerland should change its neutral status. 

[Kevin D]

To be clear, she is not a nazi.

 

Wants Switzerland to join the EU, NATO and send lethal arms to Ukraine to defend itself.

 

Only 30, so a little young for the designation, but the thinking man’s crumpet in waiting.

[Section_31]

Watching some ITV bollocks and there was a bird on called Tuppenc Middleton. Fuck me, she can cross my Mersey any day (I know that doesn't make sense, but you get the idea.)

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

48 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Watching some ITV bollocks and there was a bird on called Tuppenc Middleton. Fuck me, she can cross my Mersey any day (I know that doesn't make sense, but you get the idea.)

 

 

There was a letter in Viz a while back, saying "Imagine if Tuppence Middleton married Jill Halfpenny. Her name would be Tuppence Halfpenny, unless she decided not to change it. Actually, I'm not sure that's how it works. Still, imagine it anyway."

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Watching some ITV bollocks and there was a bird on called Tuppenc Middleton. Fuck me, she can cross my Mersey any day (I know that doesn't make sense, but you get the idea.)

 

 

Yeah she's absolutely next level her.

[Harry's Lad]

19 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

There was a letter in Viz a while back, saying "Imagine if Tuppence Middleton married Jill Halfpenny. Her name would be Tuppence Halfpenny, unless she decided not to change it. Actually, I'm not sure that's how it works. Still, imagine it anyway."

I wouldn't get any change out of either of them unfortunately.

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I wouldn't get any change out of either of them unfortunately.

I'd buy THAT for a dollar! 

[sir roger]

Both get a good pounding

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Watching some ITV bollocks and there was a bird on called Tuppenc Middleton. Fuck me, she can cross my Mersey any day (I know that doesn't make sense, but you get the idea.)

 

 

Short changing fanny 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Short changing fanny 

 

 

She was in the Imitation Game, made Kiera Knightly look like a bag lady!

[Bjornebye]

Naomi Schiff - F1 presenter

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Yvette Prieto - Michael Jordans bird

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Naomi Schiff - F1 presenter

 

 

 

Don't fuck anybody you cant beat in a fight.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

In Black Mirror  

 

 

 

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

On 09/05/2022 at 15:55, Bjornebye said:

Yvette Prieto - Michael Jordans bird

 

 

I like how Michael Jordan seems to have decided the '90s were his era, so he'll just keep dressing like it. I can respect that.